“I have squandered my resistance for a pocketful of mumbles such are promises; all are lies and jest. Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.” #GoodNightTwitterWorld #BeBetter #todayinonetweet

RT @gi_jayneee: Being a Jets fan is like having a terminal illness but not ever dying

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With the Brewers winning the pennant and the Packers playing the Cowboys at Lambeau Field on Sunday, I’m concerned Wisconsin may run out of beer this weekend.

A Guardians-Brewers World Series would be the matchup Midwest baseball fans have been arguing into existence at family reunions for decades. Everyone’s drinking. Three aunts will bring competing salads without actual veggies. Someone’s uncle will provide a route between Cleveland and Milwaukee that “saves you 20 minutes” and takes nine hours. And, yes, there will be little smokies in a crockpot older than the starting pitchers. We’ve waited our whole lives for this. Get the good paper plates. I’m begging you, baseball God’s. #mlb #guardians #brewers #postseason

The NFC East winning 0 games on a week in which two teams played each other feels like a pretty good encapsulation of the division at the moment

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Josh Allen is the NFL equivalent of LeBron James

A slice of Dave's Killer Bread has more added sugar than a slice of Wonder Bread. On the 21 Whole Grains and Seeds loaf the ingredients go organic whole wheat, water, organic cane sugar, then the grain and seed mix. Ingredients are listed by weight, so there's more cane sugar in the loaf than the entire 21 grain and seed mix. A Dave's slice weighs 45 grams and has about a teaspoon of added sugar. Wonder Classic White has 5 grams in two slices, which weigh under 30 grams each. Gram for gram the two breads come out about even.

Mike McCarthy: Hello dumb decisions, my old friend I’ve come to tear you apart again

You didn’t know that you need to hear Olivia Colman reading this 1618 list of gentle demands from a lady to her husband. But you do.

Study the news, you'll conclude that things have never been worse. Study history, you'll conclude that things have never been better.

Costco built its own chicken company to protect the $4.99 rotisserie chicken. It's called Lincoln Premium Poultry, it's in Fremont, Nebraska, and it opened in 2019 with its own hatchery, feed mill and processing plant. The plant was built to handle about 2 million chickens a week, around a third of the chicken Costco sells. Local farmers raise the birds under long contracts in barns built for the program. The whole complex cost around $400 million. A company that buys its chickens from someone else has to take whatever price the supplier charges. Owning the operation from the hatchery to the package is how Costco keeps the rotisserie chicken at the same price year after year.

The 2029 Rustic Tuscany Tour will soon begin accepting advance reservations.

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Having to listen to Collinsworth call a Mahomes game against your team should make you eligible for some sorta class action lawsuit against the NFL

Stanford University charges $65,127 per year in tuition. A 4-year degree costs roughly $260,000 before room, board, and fees. The acceptance rate is 3.6%. For every 100 students who apply, 96 are told no. Stanford has also published for free, online, accessible to anyone on Earth with an internet connection over 2,100 courses, the complete AI curriculum its graduate students use, hundreds of full lecture series on YouTube, one of the most comprehensive philosophy references ever written, a design thinking toolkit used by Google and Nike, medical school health courses, business strategy lectures from Stanford GSB, entrepreneurship resources from the university that produced Google, Netflix, Instagram, LinkedIn, and PayPal and research papers that have shaped entire industries. A Stanford professor told a friend: "Most people think Stanford's knowledge is locked behind a $65,000/year gate. It's not. The gate is the degree the credential, the campus, the network, the diploma. The knowledge has been free for over a decade published on YouTube, Coursera, edX, and Stanford's own website. The same lectures I give to students who paid $65,000 are sitting on a YouTube channel with 4 million subscribers. Most people have never searched for them because they assumed a university this expensive would never give anything away." She said: "Why would Stanford give it away?" "Because the degree is the product not the knowledge. The knowledge is the marketing. A free Stanford course that changes your life is the best advertisement for a $260,000 degree. And the research the papers, the encyclopedias, the toolkits exists to advance human knowledge, not to generate tuition revenue. Stanford publishes freely because the mission has always been public. The price tag is for the credential. The education has been free since the moment they uploaded the first lecture." He showed her 11 free Stanford resources most people don't know exist resources that replaced $3,000 in textbooks, $10,000 in professional workshops, and $100,000 in degree programs. "Stanford's reputation is behind a gate. Stanford's knowledge is not." Here are the 11 resources 🧵

Taco Bell 🌮 was voted the best Mexican restaurant in America 🇺🇸 And that, folks is why we have the Electoral College 🤦‍♀️

Western Michigan University’s police department posted a crime log on Facebook after the Broncos’ controversial loss to Michigan. The first line: Robbery, Michigan Stadium, Suspect: NCAA, Big Ten Officials, Warrant Requested.