shokes@laurentshokes

tailor 🙋🏾‍♂️ shokes in the kitchen 👨🏿‍🍳

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Joined March 2022
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JIMAK
@thejimakverse
Jul 16
Ronaldo edits are soo insane man If I started posting them today, it wouldn't finish in 3 years time
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i was there amigo. i’ll tell my children someone actually went h2h with cr7
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“if you marry someone with tremendous debt, you’re paying for all the fun they had before they met you”
Mascar.Mad@MasCar2919
Oct 6
Replying to @JoshuaLisec
My husband and I chuckle sometimes because we know our teenage boys will have a challenging time finding a suitable wife with us in their ear: if you marry someone with tremendous debt, you’re paying for all the fun they had before they met you
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Can you now see why you're being asked to write IELTS, Duolingo, and SAT?
KingYT
@Leumaswazhere2
21h
So Ronaldo was telling Jorge Jesus what to say in the press conference This is incredibly crazy sha
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no go far
@m_oluwatimi
Oct 5
Celebrating your homie’s win while quietly remembering how far behind you are 💔
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may@bachigarette
Oct 5
When my sister gets money and i realise she's MY sister
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So if women are worse lovers as they age why would a single man with options not just get a younger woman?
olybekee@Sucre__Xo
Oct 5
I miss being a lover girl. Because why is this man well built, cute, my exact spec and putting in effort, yet I feel absolutely nothing? Old me would’ve been calling 17 times a day and crying when he said, “I think we’re moving too fast.” Now I’m struggling to even pick his calls
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squidward is what happens when a gifted person is stuck in a 9 to 5
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Growing up sheltered is so crazy cause how am I 25 still discovering betrayal and learning signs of ulterior motives I genuinely thought we instinctively did things in love
dizzy@hearts4fawns
Oct 5
when ur so pure of heart it comes across as retarded to the untrained eye
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Doue genuinely a carbon copy of mbappe and everyone acts like it’s normal
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@Priceless_MCI
Oct 5
Cherki already influenced Doue 😭😭
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Tese@Small_tes
Oct 5
Omo, true true, I deserve the result I dey get😭
Surg_Akande@Pharm_Surg
Oct 5
To be honest, there’s no exam I’ve written in uni where I didn’t finish the course outline at least three times before the incourse/exam. I just can’t do otherwise.😭
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I need to breastfeed a boy while stroking his dick.
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@enyinwa_
Oct 6
being cheated on hurts. you know what’s even worse? figuring out what day it happened and realising they were able to act completely normal around you.😂
𝐐𝒎𝒂𝒙 ✰
@itzQmax
Oct 6
What do you think is worse? To cheat or to be cheated on?
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99 Majik
@99Majik
Oct 6
Niggas that feel rich before they are rich, are usually the ones that make a lot of money
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your_therapist✨
@morenikeji0390
Oct 5
My best friend japa'd to the UK two years ago, and we stopped talking because she blocked me out of nowhere. Yesterday, I went to visit my aunt at a private hospital in Ikeja, and I saw my friend working there as a cleaner, wearing a face mask to hide her face. When she saw me, she burst into tears.
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Men feel like this for 28 to 31 days a month, but they control themselves and not blame ovulation or so. Gender built different.
🌸Grace🌸
@Just1Grace_
Oct 5
Ovulation can be wild
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Motherfucker that’s Sukuna
Uncle Fahad@unclefahad_
Oct 6
What if we get an anime villain with no sad backstory, who is just purely evil for the love of the game?
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Hitchslap
@Hitchslap1
Oct 6
The only acceptable threesome is one guy with two girls.
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Joe
@totnumjoe
Oct 5
Virgin mate finally cracked
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Rockefeller@passtherocke
Oct 6
I'm being manipulated by a beautiful woman with huge breasts again
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Josh@JD_Quotes2017
Oct 6
I think people underestimate how tired you can be from just having too much on your mind! Not even physically tired! Just tired of remembering things, handling things, thinking ahead, fixing stuff, making decisions, being needed, tryna stay afloat etc. That's just a lot for real.
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