BREAKING: Anthropic’s IPO prospectus reveals a staggering $42,000,000,000.00 net loss in 2025.

Dear x engineering team, I understand that Elon Musk is breathing down your neck at this very moment. I understand that you're extremely stressed out. The truth is that you should be. Your app is garbage. Spaces never f****** works. Computers literally code themselves. The data center that your boss owns has a AI inside of it. Literally lives in your boss's data center. It's free. It's actually free. Here's what you should do. I'm going to only say this once. Ask the AI to fix the bugs. Set up a for loop which runs every day that asks the AI to fix the bugs. Give the AI a literal f****** phone. Ask her to use the website. And tell it if it finds any bugs to fix them

next week on SNL: 1. sam altman and wang roommate adventures 2. aella safety ai party which is totally not an orgy 3. rationalist tries to explain how saving insects is better than human lives 4. yud naked reading his fanfic 5. cuddlepuddle 6. shrimp warfare 7. how inside trading is not really inside trading if we explain it rationally 8. letting sandboxes open and telling the model to hack a website then acting as if we didn’t do it 9. SV circular economy and ARR trading

one of my irl friends who is an electrician made the mistake of saying he now works at a data center (making 300k btw) and his closest friends are now turning into demons and ostracizing him for working for an data center avg sf nerd has no idea how much normies hate ai

>be senior devops engineer in Germany >master's degree, 10 years experience, five interview rounds >72,000€ before tax >C2 German required >All team members based in Asia speaking English >mandatory office attendance to sit on Teams with people at another mandatory office >"we have a startup mindset" >company founded in 1894, CEO is the founder's great-grandson >"we have flat hierarchies" >eight people can veto your decision, none can approve it >hired to "drive digital transformation" >need department head's signature to install Docker >service account request rejected because "accounts must belong to a person" >CI/CD pipeline ends with a ticket for Jürgen >Jürgen on holiday until the 23rd >AI tools forbidden because Datenschutz >database password in an encrypted Excel file called Passwörter_final_NEU.xlsx >root password in Confluence >on-call every weekend >company phone listed under benefits >ask for a raise >unfortunately the salary band is exhausted >no budget for a second monitor >external consultant gets 1,400€ a day to ask you how the code works >take banana from company fruit basket >office manager says those are for the upcoming customer visit >Fachkräftemangel

Choose carefully guys

That’s a good point that I forgot, the regen braking and using little to now power in stop/start traffic. My mind was thinking always moving scenarios. I want to see one on the road. I’m hoping they can roll them out quickly but it’ll take time.

Clang-format: a code formatter that can break the build by just formatting. It sorts the includes and breaks the build if the includes are order dependent.

I think it's you that fail to understand. What does the compiler optimize?

My first code editor was Notepad and then Code::Blocks I was already hosting a Minecraft server and that taught me about batch scripts but I didn't know how to actually write batch scripts until I visited my older cousin who taught me. Then I wrote C++ for a while when I was about 11 and didn't really understand anything. Then I got a job at 20 as a programmer. Thank you Code::Blocks

🚨 Bill Gates predicts that AI could “drive events that cause a billion deaths”

BREAKING: the UK government publishes official rules on how to use AI: 1. Ask first if you really need to use AI 2. Check if a spreadsheet can do the job before using AI 3. Choose the worst model possible so it uses less energy 4. Keep prompts short to reduce the environmental impact 5. In general, use AI only when necessary, as a climate-saving measure With a mindset like this, we should accept the UK back into the European Union

🇨🇦 Deaths from assisted dying: 16499 🇺🇸 Deaths from firearm homicaide: 15364 More people died through Canada’s assisted dying program than were killed with guns in the United States. Make it make sense...

In April he said AI was a multiplier and everyone has to use it. If they're now facing a slop problem, that start's at the top. AI is a multiplier. If it's being used to create slop grenades it's multiplying the things the leadership rewards.

JUST IN: OpenAI and Anthropic reportedly exaggerated AI security threats to push the government to protect their market position

We’re partnering with Accenture on independent evaluation of frontier AI—part of our recent commitment to embed evaluators at Anthropic. Both we and Accenture expect to invest at least $1 billion to build capacity in this area over the next five years. anthropic.com/news/accenture…