Programming memes from a multi-decade ✝️ dev on a relaxing side quest before the final boss.
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Stop coding by hand, stop learning how code works, AI already knows that man you are wasting time learning anything just have AI do it and learn how to ask it properly.
Be the meat proxy you were meant to be
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Idk anything about Umamusume other than that one horse who died and mambo but that was enough for me to buy this
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honestly, you can't fault aoc for simply repeating what dario has said over and over and over
and this is what the average person thinks too.
so you know what, more power to them. I just hope they start by dismantling anthropic.
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Mutable const
Const cast
Const int
Int const
Whoever was working on const in cpp was high as fuck cause why would you want a CONSTANT to be MUTABLE???
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Guys I literally have never written a hello world by hand and I know that you can just loop the fucking buffer 💀
I ported the Omarchy screensaver engine (ttfx) from Rust to x86-64 assembler, and it's up to 17x faster!! One-shot translation by Opus 5.5. We keep drilling until the agentic drill bit hits bedrock! github.com/omacom/ttfx/pull/…
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He doesn't know anything about rust anyway. However in his experiments Opus 5.5 is able to optimize asm better than Rust. Doesn't that mean that if he uses Opus 5.5, using asm will produce faster code
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Today is the day the first train traversed the modern day transcontinental railroad. Invest accordingly $SPCX
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Lmao I was summa cum laude too, and my entrepreneurship didn’t involve an Alzheimer’s research scam.
Vivek: Valedictorian of his HS. Summa cum laude, Harvard. Yale Law School. Billionaire entrepreneur before he turned 40.
This guy: “Vivek is so DEI. The GOP needs to stop with the DEI and pick an unrecognized hidden talent like me.”
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An underdiscussed downside to LLMs is that it empowers ex-engineer managers/C-levels/retirees who had previously checked out to dive back in and shit up the ecosystem. Something about rich GenX guys that gets them completely mind melted by these models
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A for loop? More of a while loop.
Dear x engineering team,
I understand that Elon Musk is breathing down your neck at this very moment. I understand that you're extremely stressed out. The truth is that you should be. Your app is garbage. Spaces never f****** works. Computers literally code themselves. The data center that your boss owns has a AI inside of it. Literally lives in your boss's data center. It's free. It's actually free. Here's what you should do. I'm going to only say this once. Ask the AI to fix the bugs. Set up a for loop which runs every day that asks the AI to fix the bugs. Give the AI a literal f****** phone. Ask her to use the website. And tell it if it finds any bugs to fix them
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It compiles faster and "runs" faster. Fast is not necessarily best for true energy optimization. If I wanted to make a screensaver. I would make a low data rate based system that uses a small framebuffer attached to some basic logic to que pre rendered RAW RBG from a DB in RAM.
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10. How Anthropic explains AI to octogenarian senators who think the internet is made of “pipes”
11. “Every AI company is run but liars except for us”
12. In the post money future our company has a $30 trillion valuation
13. If unit test are green then nothing can go wrong
14. Rewrite it all in ASM
15. N rewrite it all in LISP
16. Uptime is the enemy of velocity
next week on SNL:
1. sam altman and wang roommate adventures
2. aella safety ai party which is totally not an orgy
3. rationalist tries to explain how saving insects is better than human lives
4. yud naked reading his fanfic
5. cuddlepuddle
6. shrimp warfare
7. how inside trading is not really inside trading if we explain it rationally
8. letting sandboxes open and telling the model to hack a website then acting as if we didn’t do it
9. SV circular economy and ARR trading
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