the songbird of my generation, probably horny, smart ass

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welcome my new followers, here you will get a glimpse at my every day frustrations as well as my great rack. and I don’t always hornypost but I do a lot. Idk my brain isn’t on yet today. anyways
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baggy tshirt with visible nips
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got nigerian scammers in my dms asking for my banking info and full name and x doesn’t care
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not bush just laziness
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here's my theory on bush: its coming back into vogue because you can very easily tease it in photos with little to no risk and it drives the boys wild. I will not be psyopped into bush.
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jaime said to tyrion
I'm gonna fuck your sister
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I gotta start being meaner but it just doesn’t feel right
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sometimes I just need a hot girl to vent to
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in the mood to be a real eater today
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yearner heart perverted eyes
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gonna be late to a meeting this morning #hypocrite
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immaculate vasculature
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I know they’re all waterproof now but it still makes me uneasy drowning my phone on purpose
Can iPhone 18 Pro do this?
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nuking dms, if you want to talk to me hit up my throne
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everybody stay out of my way plz
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the longer i've been at this job the worse my email formatting has become
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gave up all self control and had mcdonalds for lunch
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lex b retweeted
reminder to drink water so you stay hydrated while you suffer
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don't need to be horny today the world is already fucking me
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porque no los dos
in and out or eat me out
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