HEGSETH: "We made an arrangement with the Iranian Navy. We decided to share the ocean with them. They got the bottom half."

Wife is in Santa Fe for NMOGA. They kept her out last night till like 1 AM. I feel bad for anyone who makes her mad or looks at her the wrong way this week. She had a short fuse for bullshit on a normal day. But on this little sleep it’s nonexistent. 😂😂😂

Anyone ever try Sumo Sushi and Hibatchi? My son loves osakas but it takes forever lol

She’s been trying to dig on my hardwood floors. Ugh Sent my mom the address to pick up my daughter. She sent it to my dad and he somehow ended up in gardendale. This week is gonna be rough lol

Parents are coming in town while my wife goes out of town for some NMOGA shite. They thought it would be a good idea to bring their puppy who shits and pees everything and chews on everything. Wonderful

What’s with his hat?

Try not to worry about all the earth quakes but then I see the amount of “settling” in my 12 year old house and get worried.

Wonderful side effect of an au pair coming is the countless trips to goodwill to get rid of our shit:

I bet those cops had a badass time flying down that highway

Texas: *doesn’t rain for 100 days* Texas: *rains one day* Texas: *rains the next day* 3yo: oh my god rain??? Again??? It rains EVERY DAY

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Dang Christmas light installs are always happening. Must have a hefty discount for installing so early

wtf do I do with this gigantic pallet? Anyone need it? Lol

Had a friend recently switch from iOS to Android. Literally every time we talk now, he tells me it was his best decision ever. So many more features and functionality that iOS either doesn’t allow or requires paid apps. Anyone else have a similar experience? Lol

Got a Murphy bed for about $4k. Paid an additional $1.2k for delivery and assembly. Definitely worth it. They spent 9 hours unpacking the giant pallet and cataloging all 700+ pieces. Then anchored the thing. Would have been miserable doing it solo on nights and weekends.

Dang that is a decent detour

lol wtf

Mano os cães militares são impressionante , como são treinados para proteger seu tutor não abaixam a guarda enquanto o soldado descansa. isso é maravilhoso

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Been intermittent fasting for a few weeks now. Really want some Gai Pad Prig Phao from Kanomwan. So bummed that they never reopened after COVID. RIP Thai nazi