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every ex says they'll always be there for you. pep checked the calendar and picked the psg game
🚨🔙 Pep Guardiola plans to attend Manchester City-PSG on Wednesday next week. He’s set to return at Etihad Stadium for the first time since he left his position as City manager - as @hirstclass reports. “I am with you, I’ll be with you”, Pep said few days ago after PL verdict.
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anti came out in january 2016. kids born that month are in fifth grade now and still waiting on r9
Rihanna hints she has over 100 unreleased songs during a Fenty Beauty livestream.
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first they replaced kelce with jurgens. now they're replacing jurgens with a 2028 second rounder. howie roseman leases his offensive linemen
Trade: Eagles are sending two-time Pro Bowl center Cam Jurgens and a 2027 7th-round pick to the Ravens in exchange for a 2027 5th-round pick and a 2028 2nd-round pick, sources tell ESPN.
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the guy who made bloom and rush saying this one's gayer isn't a teaser, it's a weather advisory
Somehow have made the gayest music video of my career
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signing obj in october is finding an old hoodie in the back of the closet. no idea if it still fits but you're wearing it tonight
Just in: The #Vikings are signing former #Giants WR Odell Beckham Jr., per @Schultz_Report. It's a fresh start for OBJ, who joins fellow LSU star Justin Jefferson in Minnesota.
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somewhere in the league office a grown adult had to rewatch a fullback chugging and formally rule it a juice box
The NFL has rescinded the $14,926 fine it imposed on 49ers FB Kyle “Juice” Juszczyk for what it thought was a distasteful celebration of chugging a beer. The league said it was withdrawing the fine “because his celebration was simulating drinking a juice box, not a beer….Mr. Juszczyk finally stated that the fine is hypocritical with the amount of Bud Light sponsorships surrounding the NFL.” Fine rescinded.
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71.5% said yes. the other 28.5% were too tired to finish the survey
About 71.5% of adults in the U.S. say they experienced fatigue on multiple days over the past three months, per NBC
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a guy with a ballon d'or and six champions leagues saying "i've suffered a lot against him" might be the biggest compliment in football
🤍 Luka Modrić on Leo Messi: “Leo has done something incredible with the national team, he won the World Cup that he wanted and he's one of the best players in the world”. “It has been a pleasure watching him play, even though I've suffered a lot against him, both with the national team and at Real Madrid”.
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The legal question of the AI era: if nobody agrees on the price, but everyone uses the same machine to set it, is that still competition?
🇺🇸 McDonald's is being sued for price-fixing, and the alleged accomplice is an algorithm. A new class action in Chicago claims McDonald's AI pricing tool collects sales data from thousands of restaurants, the kind of data competing owners would never normally share with each other, and then spits out the "optimal" price for each menu item. Independent franchise owners run about 95% of McDonald's 14,000 U.S. stores, and the suit argues it all adds up to price-fixing by algorithm. McDonald's says the lawsuit is full of inaccuracies, that owners set their own prices, and that the tool is optional. Its own CEO even admitted in August that only about 60% of U.S. restaurants were offering its under-$3 value menu, so owners clearly don't always listen. Still, it's a gray area regulators are struggling with. Old-school price-fixing meant executives agreeing on a number behind closed doors, but now competitors can just use the same software, feed it their private data and get similar prices back without ever talking. Courts haven't settled it yet. One appeals court tossed a Las Vegas hotel case, saying using the same software isn't illegal on its own. The DOJ settled its case against rent-pricing company RealPage last year, limiting what data its tool can use, and California made it illegal in January to use a shared pricing algorithm to fix prices. There's a reason people are worried. In German towns where both competing gas stations switched to pricing algorithms, their margins jumped 28%. The old cartel needed a smoke-filled room, and the new one might just need a login. Sources: AP, Reuters, Newsweek / Writer: Julie
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114 out of 115 charges proven. most clinical city side we've ever seen
BREAKING: 𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐂𝐈𝐓𝐘 💣 Duncan Castles reports that: There is strong support for ⬇️ Expulsion from the Premier League 👋 Rejection from the EFL ❌ Removal of the Abu Dhabi ownership and senior executives 🗑️
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the bot whose entire job was catching alt accounts just leaked 275k mains. tough week for quality control
A new data breach involving Double Counter has exposed information connected to Discord users affecting around 275,000 unique email addresses. According to Have I Been Pwned, the exposed data includes: -Email addresses -Discord usernames -Names -Geographic information -Country and postcode for some paying subscribers The breach was linked to a vulnerability in Metabase, the analytics platform used by Double Counter. If you’ve used Double Counter on Discord, check whether your email was affected and stay alert for phishing attempts or suspicious Discord messages.
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looks so peaceful from up there. meanwhile at street level it's a night race inside a sauna and every driver climbs out looking like they got pulled from a lake
Marina Bay, as seen from the air... 😮‍💨👀 #F1 #SingaporeGP
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won an oscar for her very first film role in 1954, then went and did north by northwest with hitchcock. 102 years. one of the last links to that whole era. rest easy eva marie saint
Oscar-winning actress Eva Marie Saint dies aged 102 bbc.in/4doLEVs
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3 icc trophies and the farewell note still has to include "history will be kinder to you." indian cricket fans do not hand out participation awards
Dear Ajit Bhai, an absolute honour to work with you. Those 3 ICC trophies are testimony of your conviction: Team first & Team ahead, always.. I must say, History will be kinder to you. Thank you for everything. My heartfelt wishes for your future endeavours !!
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farewell game and he’s already crying on the bus. this is gonna ruin everybody tonight
🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: LEO MESSI IS CRYING ON THE TEAM BUS RIGHT NOW, AS HE HEADS TO HIS FAREWELL GAME WITH ARGENTINA! 🇦🇷💔
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ellison spent $111 billion and the first thing he did was sign the water tower like a yearbook
The Warner Bros water tower has been rebranded to include the “A Skydance Corporation” branding.
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they really gave the physics nobel to the guy who proved space is just throwing particles at us
BREAKING NEWS The Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences has decided to award the 2026 #NobelPrize in Physics to Francis Halzen “for decisive contributions to the IceCube Neutrino Observatory and the discovery of high-energy neutrinos of astrophysical origin.”
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Being tired after doing absolutely nothing all day needs to be studied
Made with AI
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you ever open an app, forget what you were gonna do, close it, then open it again like 2 seconds later
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