your day go don spoil by 5am😂

Got caught jerking off so my parents took my door off. Now jerking off feels like this:

Hate what they did to over 1.5

jude calling kylian "kyky"? thats #familyfc

My dad btw, he get anger issues o I no fit forget the day wey generator rope cut for night and everywhere dey hot. Na torch he tell me make I hold for am, I chop like 4 slaps that night

my sister was carrying a crate of eggs and without seeing her, i ran into her and everything broke. before she could start crashing out, i sent her 500k to buy another crate. she said “big jay, a crate of egg is not up to 10k”. i laughed and ran outside to pick up my Louis Vuitton delivery. to some of us, 500k be like 10k😂💪

tbf as you get older you care less even if your team is good

“Your house get upstairs”

Our only prayer now be say make we no miss Tinubi

Being born a Nigerian is one of the worst things ever. The culture sucks, the people, the tradition, the mentality, the system, the government. Every fucking god damned thing sucks. This is one of the worst places to ever exist on earth.

Carlos Baleba vs Leeds