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I have a truly wonderful wife and two beautiful children but I wish I could recreate the absolute joy I felt the first time I learned of Macho Mandalf
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🚨 BREAKING: Watters: "I was walking down my street, a car drove by and honked at me. He rolled down the window and said, 'F*** the fascist.' He doesn't know I'm a fascist!" Jessica: "Yes, he does. You're on TV."
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FUN FACT: Rep. Ilhan Omar has been a citizen longer than Melania trump AND Elon Musk. I stand with Rep. Ilhan Omar.
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while we discuss the daily drama that elons algo is dangling in front of us, israel is still carrying out these massacres with the weapons the west sends them every single day. the only people punished so far are those who speak out against these crimes.
🚨Israel burned alive a Palestinian mother in front of her daughter in Gaza last night. RIP Reem Awad
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What does "legitimate" even mean here? The Electoral Commission found massive breaches of electoral laws. It was the biggest case of electoral fraud in at least a century. And that's *before* considering question of Russian interference.
PM believes Brexit vote was legitimate despite Russia claims, No 10 says bbc.in/4yLkeSc
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Of all the people who could cast some light on this subject, BBC Newsnight chose…Putin’s former spokesman?
"It's a direct lie... Either Prime Minister Burnham is lying, or the intelligence service of Great Britain." Former Putin spokesperson Sergei Markov says that the PM's claim that Russia interfered in the 2016 Brexit referendum is "absolutely a clear lie." #Newsnight
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absolute insanity 2 weeks out from an election. the american democracy project might be totally over.
BREAKING: Federal agents searched Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar's home as part of a criminal investigation, AP sources say. apnews.com/article/ilhan-oma…
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Nicolas Cage says he is “probably not going to be working with” Amazon in the future after he refused to sign a waiver for AI on ‘SPIDER-NOIR’: “Amazon is a very AI-friendly company, to the tune of $50 billion invested in OpenAI. I am not an AI-friendly actor, so it’s like, connect those dots! I’m not a member of their club.” (variety.com/2026/tv/news/nic…)
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Mark Zuckerberg is trying to fix the Brazilian election. By hiding Lula's account and posts from him and all his supporters on all his platforms while boosting Bolsonaro. These criminals need to be in jail.
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I am angry tonight. Because today ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car. ICE makes this city less safe. We want them out. Now.
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Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
Jeff Bezos Claims AI Could Allow For 3-Day Workweeks And One-Income Families go.forbes.com/bKpnur
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The flag shaggers never seem to care about British companies being foreign owned but if a refugee gets a job as a street cleaner they want to take arms at dawn
Boots sold in £7bn deal to Canadian billionaire family bbc.in/4y2md3r
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How to respond to “What about October 7th?”
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Para los que no sepan cómo viene la mano política en Brasil, se los resumo así:
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Mark Zuckerberg is trying to fix the Brazilian election in 8 days. He has suspended the accounts of President Lula on Instagram and Facebook. These criminals need to be in jail.
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Oil: £98 a barrel. Petrol: approaching £2 a litre. June 2008: oil hit £109 a barrel, yet petrol was just £1.09. So we’re paying less for the oil but almost twice as much at the pumps. If it’s not the oil price, who exactly is filling their pockets?
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*taps the sign*
BREAKING Paramount has reached a settlement with California and other states, paving the way for the media conglomerate, run by David Ellison, to close its acquisition of Warner Bros Discovery before it has to start paying ticking fees to shareholders. Full Story: bloom.bg/3SXEu3H
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Jim Ratcliffe in a nutshell.
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🇬🇧 MP: "In the past 24 hours, Israel kidnapped a colleague from my party." BBC's Fiona Bruce: "When you say 'kidnapped,' they're being held. Is that right?" 🇬🇧 MP: "You can't arrest anyone in international waters! Call things what they are."
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