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The people have asked, and our engineers have delivered. Say hello to the Baja Blaster.
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You're welcome!
Bro. I just used my buddies bidet on the first notch / setting and I saw God briefly.
Like. I’m literally afraid to try anything above the first setting.
I’m assuming anything higher is for professionals like @jeremyjudkins_ ?? 🤷♂️
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my response when someone comes for me but I know they have a dirty butt
Vince Staples had a message for people who are overly critical of new music during his Apple Music show ‘5 on Fridays’ 😭
“Albums aren't supposed to be perfect, you asshole. You’re not perfect... You wipe your butt like everybody else, pal."
"You get on the internet with your shitty butt and you talk poorly about people’s creative choices. It’s not nice of you to do so."
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you spill spaghetti sauce on your shirt. do you scrub it with a dry napkin and call it clean? or do you wash it...
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Those expensive units are nice, but the simple Luxe Bidet design is the greatest example of perfectly streamlined mechanical engineering in the last 30 years. It is $40 and installs in 5 minutes or less with two simple installation tools included with the unit. link.amazon/B0i46HQJk
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"Just shower after you poop" ok i poop four times a day what am I supposed to do shower 4 TIMES?!
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Live, Laugh, Love Bidet
Trump's new Canada tariffs could flush savings, send toilet paper prices higher - here's how much trib.al/2cbZULf
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Wiping with dry toilet paper is like wiping ketchup off a plate and putting it back in the cabinet.
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Trying to connect with Gen Z:
PSA: this is ur sign to lock in on ur hygiene arc. Skipping the bidet is giving mid, borderline chopped, no rizz, and is crashing ur aura out. Real ones are cleanmaxxing rn. A clean butt is instant aura farming, like +67 aura minimum, no larping required. Wash ur cheeks and secure the bag. Y’all are delulu thinkin toilet paper is getting u clean, dirty cheeks are NOT the vibe. Just wiping is lowkey sus, quit glazing wipes, it’s giving broke. No cap, y’all gotta lock tf in.
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