dip those crackers in soup they’ll be aight
Colsons_hands@colsons_hands
Sep 23
the number of 20-40 something yr old white boys SO mad that mgk walked the runway in Milan is comical…and yet such a sad example of why there is a “male loneliness” problem

Sep 24, 2026 · 5:38 PM UTC

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Replying to @machinegunkelly
Of course this is the first thing you say after being gone for so long 🤭🤭😂😂
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and the number of 20-40 something yr old girls watching (on repeat) the clip of mgk walking the runway in Milan is record breaking 💁🏽‍♀️
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Replying to @machinegunkelly
they’re just jealous they don’t look like you 😉 ur smoking hot sir 🔥
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soup- you called? i'm here
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Lmfao. First of all I love crackers in my soup Second of all using that line in my next breakup with a white boiiii POV. Friend: “did you and (insert name of white boy) break up ??” Me: “Hell yeah I dipped that cracker in soup and moved the fuck on”
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Replying to @machinegunkelly
They’re jealous of you bc you killed it
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you killed the runway I need to see you model more often
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Replying to @machinegunkelly @mgkmagic
“Bro said soak that shit, problem solved 😭💀” Dying
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Replying to @machinegunkelly
You were so beautiful Babe 🫶🏻🫦❤️
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Lmao tell them. How fitting your first post back is like this.
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Replying to @machinegunkelly
Some good soup 😌
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Roast em or Boil em they're cooked regardless 💁‍♀️
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Replying to @machinegunkelly
Me to the haters: 'Cause we don't like y'all & we not like y'all!
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Replying to @machinegunkelly
You are a “cracker” and most of your fanbase is white. I love you and I think you did great and so does my 40 yr old white husband. 😘
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Replying to @machinegunkelly
he did indeed go Naruto in that bitch
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Replying to @machinegunkelly
What kind of soup king?
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Replying to @machinegunkelly
Chef Colson's emotional support soup kitchen is open.
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Replying to @machinegunkelly
Facts. I’ve been out here defending Colson like Mel Gibsons fight scenes in Braveheart! 🗡️
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Replying to @machinegunkelly
x.com/dom_lucre/status/21032… The Blonde don. You the most fake wannabe gangster clown I have ever seen. Stop trying to throw up random bs.
Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives
@dom_lucre
Sep 24
🔥🚨LATEST: Grammy nominated rapper and rockstar MGK was spotted walking the Vogue runway looking like a ‘Looney Tunes smoking bull.’
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Replying to @machinegunkelly
I heard you dip your grilled cheese in chicken noodle soup and I can’t unhear it
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@machinegunkelly they just jelly....cuz they know u smear them anyway. They can't touch that ..ur 2 hot. I ♥️ ur calm n snappy response Colson. ♥️♥️♥️😂😂😂😂😂♥️♥️♥️🔥🔥🔥🔥💯 Ur such a cutie silly goose.
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Replying to @machinegunkelly
Haters done messed up and got MGK in villain mode. Gone are the days of the Lost Americana Era, we in the Despicable Era now 😮‍💨😤😮‍💨
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Replying to @machinegunkelly
Guess i missed the videos of them walking in a Vogue runway hahahaha
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They just mad you look better than them 🤘
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You fucking killed it, looked amazing 🔥🔥❤️
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Replying to @machinegunkelly
WELCOME BACK
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Where in the ritz have you been?
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Replying to @machinegunkelly
Shit not me, I'm a fan no matter what medium you choose.
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lmao i love u 🤣
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Jealous because he’s literally everything! Nothing his fine ass can’t do. Beauty and a beast 🤤🤌✨
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Replying to @machinegunkelly
Haters are gonna hate and most of the haters don’t even have a hobby or a life they’re just doing it to literally entertain themselves. The real fans know what’s up mgk US REAL FANS LOVE YOU AND SUPPORT YOU BY A BILLION!!!!!!!! DONTCHU EVA DOUBT IT!💗❤️💙💛🙏🙏🙏✨
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Replying to @machinegunkelly
I prefer Bread with my soup it’s a lot better for dipping 😭😂
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Replying to @machinegunkelly
Everybody mad when you ain’t a square - as simple as that
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White on white crime
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