Russell
@major2571

Sarcastic Canadian. lover of truth and irony. science and facts are cool too. I share what I like. it’s not possible? no, but it’s necessary.

 Ontario, The Great White North
Joined May 2017
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Ok why is grok on x not linked to Grok with my account. Because it’s literally the same account. My @grok access is my x account
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Who launches a rocket at 7am. Seriously
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I don’t need a degree in horse shit to tell you something doesn’t smell right.
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The true IQ test is mid-western. What don’t ya know? Meaning do you know what you don’t know.
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So 1999 really was the peak huh
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Hey @X where tf are my spacex notifications. Flight was 7am this morning
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Anton Chigurh Lands New Job Performing Assisted Suicides In Canada buff.ly/CZC6m2N

Anton Chigurh Lands New Job Performing Assisted Suicides In Canada

OTTAWA — Famed hitman and coin-flipping enthusiast Anton Chigurh announced this week that he had been hired by the Canadian government to help out with its assisted suicide program.

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EU Declares Canada Weak Enough to Join Them buff.ly/KkoPv9k

EU Declares Canada Weak Enough To Join Them

BRUSSELS — Speaking in Strasbourg, France, on Wednesday, European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen announced that she had deemed Canada weak enough to join the European Union.

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Jowua
@JowuaLife
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Coming soon...
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When you see taco is trending only to realize its in Politics
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Michael Myers literally saw a baby, in a crib, and thought, “no, I’m above this. I may be a killer, but I’m not a monster”. Absolutely mogs Lindsay Clancy.
Keaton J. Trump
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Jason Voorhees saw a sleeping kid and walked away. Lindsay Clancy didn’t. -3 vs +1.
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so im looking up some tractor stuff as you do. and tractordata has ads but wtf is this shit @RBC? An RBC “Cash Back Mastercard” with 12% cash back?! and why is it in chinese? grok says it is a real offer from RBC cc @GoogleAds
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RT @FoodProfessor: True story. Back at Dalhousie this fall, teaching a graduate course on information and decision-making. Told my stude…
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The flyunder at the NFL game in Australia was incredible
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Tesla doesn’t advertise because all advertising is propaganda 🙄
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The best part of the original Robocop is you never remember the minute details. It’s always a fresh watch. Because the rest is insanely traumatizing lol. 😂
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Why is 80’s dystopia our current reality?
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I rue the day carney gets his cum muffins. Come uppins ? Either way 🤷🏻‍♂️
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To be perfectly clear. As a Canadian I have not seen one single response to the American’s that is not flat out embarrassing. Our government officials are a disgrace and border on a joke at this point.
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