Your friend, a simpleton: "There's too many bowl games."
You, a man of culture: "Did you see Louisville eating baked beans out of a trophy with Keegan-Michael Key & Ohio's interim coach get an iced coffee shower last night?!"
Hey, @shopmando - us Florida Atlantic football fans get hot and stinky in Paradise. Can we put you in touch with our Athletic Director @Brian_E_White_ to stink, err, ink a deal?