Professor of mischief.

County Durham, England.
I went to Tesco for bread and found myself thinking about how you survive a state you no longer trust. Ambiguity. Incompleteness. Impotence. The loaf of bread is not the injury. newsletter.martingeddes.com/…
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Today’s achievement unlocked.
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Martin Geddes retweeted
the autist is the natural predator of the narcissist
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Hidden candied ginger chunks as the special surprise.
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The recipe for Use Everything Up Casserole: 1. Take everything. 2. Use it up. 3. That’s it. That’s the whole recipe.
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The state has mutated into a giant financial scam.
If inheritance tax is due, the bereaved family has 6 months to pay it. After that, interest is charged at 7.75%. The value of most people’s estate is in their house - and from April, their pension. Giving only 6 months to pay - and then charging that rate of interest is simply unfair.
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Cost him his soul.
what's stopping you from doing this?
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You know where this goes. (R*p*)
A Muslim husband beating his wife 😢 Quran 4:34 allows this shit. That’s why no one intervened 👇
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I got confused between ordering pub grub and paying taxes. Not an elegant move.
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I am sure I speak for many when I say that I am eager to pay a sum that matches the worth of the BBC’s output to me, if not a multiple of that figure! 😜
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Having to maintain a property like this is my worst nightmare come true.
if you’re not dreaming of this as a home, then you’re not dreaming big!
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“Should mostly elder women spend 8 hours a day under fluorescent lights doing a mind-numbing task for low wages that can be automated?”
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I am pretty sure it’s a psyop by the incoming regime to discredit the old one, but the feeling of disgust is real.
This is Britain. Once free, now captured There’s something particularly dystopian about being forced to pay for the machinery … spitting out the propaganda being used against you. But this is where we are. Legally compelled to be forcefed the narrative. Resist this 🔥
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The folly of positive law. By what right does anyone coercively tax my access to information so they can run an entertainment and propaganda business? Why do I owe anyone else a living, beyond security the essentials of defence, justice, law enforcement?
The government is considering scrapping the TV licence and replacing it with an £11 a month levy added straight onto every broadband bill, under proposals from the Social Market Foundation. Nothing about that is optional. Right now, at least in theory, you can choose not to pay if you don't own a TV or use BBC services. Under this model, every household with an internet connection pays automatically, whether they watch a single minute of BBC content or not. Calling this "abolishing" the licence fee is a lie. It's converting a fee some people could avoid into a charge nobody can escape, collected through the one utility almost every home in Britain now needs. If people don't want to fund the BBC, they should have the right to say no. This proposal exists specifically to remove that choice.
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Juxtaposed.
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Brixton.
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I hope Trump TV replaces commercial breaks with memes.
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The state is waging financial war on the people.
Just nearly died, 3 ULEZ penalty charges have dropped though the post FFS..
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