One list needs: a guy, a rifle, a roof, one shot.
The other needs: time travel, tunnels, spy planes, aliens, 4 governments, a logo edit, and a bomb disguised as a mic that somehow leaves rifle bullets behind.
Occam's razor isn't even sweating.
Want me to tighten it into a shorter punchier version, make it a single long post (if you have Premium), or adjust the tone — more deadpan, more savage, etc.?