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Not sure how to talk to #women so I’m practicing #ballsecurity
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Wow! Marriage has really ushered in a new Taylor era.
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Taylor once again desperately trying to draw attention away from what’s much more important : steel ball run
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Im sorry but this is why the “racism is power + privilege, therefore its ok to be bigoted as long as you are more oppressed” approach that tumblr popularized was always fucking stupid
Bc instead of opposing bigotry on principle, it served to justify treating other ppl like shit
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Max Fleischhacker retweeted
Hey CEO of period cramps… let’s go get lunch… my treat.
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we romanticized being detached because admitting "l really fucking love you and losing you would hurt me" requires a type of gangster this generation doesn't respect enough
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I'm ngl that's a tuff bitch like that's CRAZY to throw down an M in cash and then talk shit about it LOL
Ms. Rachel announces she’s matching Macklemore’s $1 million donation in support of Palestine:
“I will match Macklemore's donation and I invite every wealthy white celebrity to match it and speak out against the genocide in Gaza.
Over 20,000 precious Palestinian children have been killed and children continue to be killed every day.
We have a moral obligation to use our privilege and platforms to protect children and human rights.”
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Max Fleischhacker retweeted
"He's a 9/11 survivor, you piece of shit, his mom was pregnant with him during 9/11 and she walked out of the World Trade Center before the second plane hit."
"Sounds like his mom is the 9/11 survivor."
"HE SURVIVED 9/11 LARRY. HE WAS INSIDE HIS MOTHER, HE SURVIVED!! HE'S A SURVIVOR!!!"
"HE DOESN'T EVEN REMEMBER 9/11. HE WAS A FETUS!!!"
"He might have been a fetus, but YOU REMEMBER A NATIONAL TRAGEDY!!! IT'S CALLED INTERGENERATIONAL TRAUMA!!!"
"Osama Bin Laden said the mission failed because they didn't take out that one fetus!! 9/11 failed!!!"
"Oh, fuck you, fuck you Larry"
25 years ago, my mom was pregnant with me in the World Trade Center. Over the loudspeaker, there were announcements to stay seated.
Thankfully, almost everyone at her company decided to evacuate down the stairs instead.
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Sorry for being so weird at the party the other day. You’re a wonderful host, but it turns out that I was in the “refusing the call” stage of the hero’s journey so I was being a little unreasonable
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these were my grandfather’s last words before he passed
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Damn I’m in such a tough spot. I really want to say that it’s wrong to kill children but I don’t want to upset my agent Josh Childkiller
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> named "magic johnson"
> one of the first survivors of aids
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