Cover reveal! Canine cosy crime with a festive twist! My second novel Death At The Dog Hotel - a sequel to The Dogwalkers' Detective Agency - will be published by @MichaelJBooks on 19th November. A killer's checked in - and some guests won't be checking out...🐶🔍🚨🐾❄️📘

Evil McFly be like:

You guys, I JUST found out about recency bias, its my favorite thing ever

Film-wise: at 9, Braveheart on Film4 or Total Recall on Sky Mix. At 10, Immaculate on BBC2. At 10.45, Licence To Kill on ITV1. At 11, American Pie on C4. At 11.20, His House on BBC2. At 11.30, Upgrade on Legend or The Hitcher on Legend Xtra. At 12.30, The Northman on Film4 #telly

Streaming-wise: #AmericanHorrorStory returns to Disney+ #telly

Tonight’s TV tips: at 8pm, #GardenersWorld on BBC2, #DragonsDen on BBC1 or You’re Killing Me finale on U&Drama. At 9pm, Play for Today on C5 or #Gogglebox on C4. At 10, Live At The Lycett Arms on C4. At 10.40, #GrahamNorton returns to BBC1. At 10.45, #TheRainmaker on ITV1 #telly

Ding the dong, tweeple!! It’s totes mcgotes #wineoclock!!11! #friYAY #longweek #earnedit #parched #makeminealargeone #andthedrink #ooermissus #galpalsoutinforce #fullsquad #settingworldtorifghts #overduecatchup #missedthesefaces #shots #nibbles #nuts #chip #dips #nips #bliss

That awkward moment when you realise you're dressed as a police car. #AirportPolice

Himalayan Pink Salt showing up to the pantry with all the boring white salts

Man City’s fixture list 2027/28

Meltdowns! More contestants! More episodes! Fan theories! Trailer clues! Owls! Ahead of the return of TV’s best reality game (six days to go!), I've written about 10 things you need to know about #TheCelebrityTraitors theguardian.com/tv-and-radio…

This is how they summon Claudia Winkleman

pretending to listen to the waiter read out the specials before you order a burger and chips.

🚨 Second mention of the week 🚨 Bum crack is "the intergluteal cleft" in @thetimes thetimes.com/article/5481925…

Primary school kids when the character in the book has the same name as a member of the class.

When your bicycle's child seat looks a bit like Sooty's mate Sweep #facesinplaces #facesinthings @Sootyandco

RT @BeeBabs: When I was in school, the teacher asked us what we did for half-term, and someone said "The Lake District" and I was like "Me…

Film-wise: at 6.55pm, The Adjustment Bureau on Film4. At 9pm, Top Gun: Maverick on Film4, Slumdog Millionaire on BBC4, Striking Distance on Legend Xtra or Hobson’s Choice on Great TV. At 9.20, Boys From Brazil on @TalkingPicsTV. At 10.45pm, Magnificent Seven remake on ITV1 #telly