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I lost count after the 14th hot dog in 24 hours. Need football back
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So happy I had the foresight in middle school to spark notes the odyssey so I didn’t spoil the movie
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The Odyssey was good but Polyphemus was so miss understood. We need a wicked type spin off showing how he really was the good cyclops
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UAE train the most evil entity of all time
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Tadej Pogačar is the most dominate athlete in the world. What a treat to watch him in his prime, gotta take it all in. Absolute goat, superhuman. #tdf2026
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Quinn Simmons lead out performance is even more incredible when you learn that he only hydrates with coors banquets #cowboy #TDF2026
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Tour de France starting tomorrow. Shaving my legs to get ready
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Now that’s a wienery #maps
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Does anyone else’s google maps show Pigeon Forge as an enlarged label major city? Genuinely one of the biggest insults to the south by google, that place blows
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Crazy people are leaving out free cereal these days
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What do the French know about Paul’s that the rest of the world doesn’t? PAUL MAGNIER with the giro points jersey and the hat trick PAUL SEIXAS greatest cycling prospect ever and future tour winner PAUL ATREIDES in the nba finals #GirodItalia
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Hm: Swimming Paul
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No internet at work. Feeling like a daddy long legs without the web (sorry)
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Life hack: When you’re at the self wash car wash clean your sneakers with the moist rags
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Can’t reply to tweets anymore. It may be the end of my twitter era. Fuck you elon I want to keep the bird
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Fuck @axs been trying to get Coachella tickets all day and keep getting kicked out as bot
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It’s always a Dodge Durango getting the “parking unattended” announcement at the airport
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At the nyc marathon. Cheering for the course. Defense 👏 @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter
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Saw my breath this morning. We are officially in chili season
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SpaceX rocket at CRSSD loaded with all the girls who left during Chris Stussy @cristiangatti99
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