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Dear Apple, 128 GB iPhone. 52 GB already taken by “System Data”. 🤦‍♂️ So… I paid for 128 GB, but got 76 GB? How do I get rid of this?

I am begging everyone, especially Doctors to please and please, apply for this job. We need more patriotic hands. The work will be flexible, and the environment conducive. Katsina is one of the most cheapest states to live in. The only thing is, money no dey.

Last week, low blood pressure almost took me out. My BP dropped as low as 80/60, while my heart rate climbed to 129 bpm significantly above the normal resting range for an adult. Alhamdulillah, I’m gradually regaining control and feeling much better now. 🤲🏽 One major lesson from this experience is that not every headache, fever, or weakness is malaria. Sometimes we are too quick to assume it’s malaria and start treating ourselves without properly knowing the cause. I had been treating malaria all this while, only to realise that there was more to what I was experiencing. Alhamdulillah for life, recovery and another reminder to take my health more seriously. 🤲🏽❤️

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I am impressed that Ameachi have started his South South campaigns. Honestly if he can hold that south south and defensively by not allowing rigging his work is done. The reality is 25% in two or three states is ok for the ADC , we know our pathway.

Indeed, SHEMA HAS DELIVERED👏🏻👏🏻

Na so I guide 😂😂🤌 Wetin I go do with all these money? #lagoslife

This is really sad wallahi. I’ve been reading tweets about this lady who died yesterday and who reportedly struggled with depression while she was alive, but this particular tweet really touched me mehn. Her medication had finished and she couldn’t afford to buy more. She reportedly tweeted about it saying “Tinubu must go.” Only God knows how many people have been pushed to the brink by difficult living conditions and the state of the economy. May Allah have mercy on her and make things easier for those who are struggling in silence!🤲🏾

If you don’t read, that’s your choice. But don’t mock people who do. Bringing a book on the train, metro, or anywhere in public isn’t a performance. It’s called making use of your free time. Not everything people do is for attention. Some of us genuinely love books. 😃

“Dinkin ka da yake wajen tailor bakada tabbas zaka saka kayan, amman idan kayi sadaka ko qaratun qurani tabbas zaka samu lada”.

Toksssss 🤩

Da Atiku Gara Asiwaju, Da Obi Kuma Gara Atiku yawwa

Basically, from 1K, to 10K, then down to 5K. So 50% drop 😎🫱🏾‍🫲🏿

Assalam alaikum Afternoon. I have STARLINK kits at an awoof price 🤩. V4 Standard X with account: 500k V4 Standard X with no account: 650k Starlink Mini with account: 400k Starlink Mini with no account: 500k. Note: All are brand new. A single retweet would go a long way 🙏 Just a dm away or 📞: 08143419908. @dawisu @dadeen__ @CaptJamyl

If you are collecting money to vote anyone, make sure you collect with extra for ransom.

I pity the Northern voter whose sentiment is conveniently stoked to get this pomp-loving octogenarian into office. If you ever cried about ST just remember Atiku’s 30+ kids/ 100+ grandchildren are eagerly awaiting a +234 miracle Our $50B foreign reserve will be first casualty

A citizen of Nigeria is called ??? A - Nigerien B - Nigerian

Ya Hayyu Ya Qayyum.

The man Atiku Abubakar in 60 seconds.