Maria@mlstrat

attorney! love: sports (f1, pga, football, basketball, tennis), the south, birds, adventure, and butter; all views mine

 washington, d.c.
Joined May 2022
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“I don’t need to write this idea down, I’ve thought about it really deeply, there’s no way I’ll forget,” and other lies I tell myself
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somewhere in northern italy……
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i understand why german people look at me and think i am also german, but i truthfully don’t know how i feel about that fact
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also: it turns out german border control is NOT the place to attempt comedy. learn from my mistakes
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NEW: Two reports taking the temperature of DC's economy came out today (@Gallup/@communityfndn, @dcchamber/@dcpolicycenter). Big picture takeaway: DC is still reeling from DOGE & we have a long way to go for a meaningful rebound. 🧵 of interesting figures: dc.citycast.fm/business-deve…

D.C. Is Still Reeling From DOGE Cuts · City Cast DC

Two studies reveal just how deeply these cuts, and the residual impacts of the COVID-19 pandemic, have impacted the local economy and its workforce.

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Matt Royer
@royermattw
Sep 24
crying white they/them tears
Kendall Roy: this place is not a safe environment nor interested in revolutionary praxis

ALT Kendall Roy: this place is not a safe environment nor interested in revolutionary praxis

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Charlie Warzel
@cwarzel
Sep 24
Jensen Huang on Ezra this week:
Tracy Alloway
@tracyalloway
Sep 24
Guys will be like “I’ve handed my entire calendar to an AI agent. Game changer. You have to try it. Also, when are we meeting? Where? With who?”
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Never a good sign when the broadcast starts zooming in on the moon
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RT @the_engi_nerd: We meet here via Microsoft Teams on internet infrastructure stolen from Bell South,
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the beginning of being in love is so fun because our souls clearly recognize something fundamental in the other and also i still get to ask stuff like 'do you like storms'
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the small romance of an unexpected notification reporting that your boyfriend updated your shared note listing all the restaurants you want to eat at together
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I did not realize football helmet communication gets shut off if the president gets up to go to the bathroom. nytimes.com/athletic/7626430…
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fell prey to the polaris lounge hype. overcrowded and mid. not even trying to have a hot take on this one, truly
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I have no idea what’s in my suitcase but I am off to the airport. Slightly comforted my hiking group is just me and a bunch of older lesbian couples I met and loved in New Zealand
Maria@mlstrat
Sep 23
i leave TOMORROW and this is what is in my packing pile inshallah i make it
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Santi Ruiz
@rSanti97
Sep 24
This move is a diplomatic all-timer. It's like Messi cutting inside. You know it's coming. It doesn't matter how many times they run it. You're getting those pandas and you'll like it.
Seung Min Kim
@seungminkim
Sep 24
🐼 🐼 WASHINGTON (AP) — Xi says in visit with Trump that China will send 2 pandas to the zoo in Atlanta, calling them 'envoy of friendship.'
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rachel cohen@rcohen
Sep 24
Guys I’ve been yelled at by members of Congress who I don’t even work for
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the next white lotus should be at the covid-conscious lesbian bar in western Massachusetts
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Kirk A. Bado@kirk_bado
Sep 23
Been WAITING for this question on a poll
Plunderbund@plunderbund
Sep 23
I don't know who needs to hear this, but a quarter of Ohio voters think Sherrod Brown is the incumbent Senator source: scholarworks.bgsu.edu/depo/2…
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Jimmy King
@Jimmyking35
Sep 23
This Friday is the opening of the Museum of the Philadelphian, an unapologetic micromuseum about Philadelphia’s people located on Girard Ave in Fishtown It features greased poles, Hitchbot, Jason Kelce’s iconic Super Bowl speech, Santa’s snowballs, and much more Admission is free, you’ll just need to reserve your spot and time online
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