#1 Tarfunkeler - thatβs right Iβm the eggggggg man driving around king of the town always got my windows rolled down - 19 - πΊπΈπ΅π·π²π½ - bootyclap
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Vampire Mashiro wishes you a happy Halloween!!! >:3
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The Ronettes had no plans for Halloween, so I decided to take matters into my own hands and create their costumes this year. They're dressed as the drawing from the coworker losing his mind. Any thoughts?
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White people be like: βthe temperatures are dropping below 15Β°C and βleaves that are greenβ by Simon and Garfunkel is stuck in my head 24/7β
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reel around the fountain is genuinely of the most heavenly sounding the smiths songs morrissey has ever written and there's no denying it at all
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I actually really like that theyβre leaning into the version of him with the green robeβ¦
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my little town is another s&g song that really does speak to me ,,,for Obvious Reasons. like yeah this place kinda sucks lol
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π₯ποΈ OSCAR ποΈπ₯ retweeted
dustin hoffman famous gay roles:
- the kid from the graduate
- ratso
- whatever was happening in tootsie
- real life journalist carl bernstein
- captain hook
dustin hoffman famous straight roles:
- meryl streepβs evil ex
- fucking, i donβt know, the guy from meet the fockers?
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Kissing seals are the cutest⦠When U have a lover
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calculated that 0.150 M of formic acid when titrated with ammonia had a pH of three hundred and fucking five on my chem midterm today
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RT @Icaruszauren: the difference between how careful and seriously kurts coming out story was taken compared to santanas will always make mβ¦
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Explain why I SHOULDN'T be killing and eating people...Oh, and hold the moralfagging this time. π€ππΆπ°πΈπΉπ.
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i had a dream last night there was a movie about art garfunkels book and the start of it showed art with big ass abs and i started screaming bloody murder and then asked where art jr wasβ¦. and then i woke up
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horror movies if they were made by LIBERALS
FAGGOT the 13th
halloWOKE
a NONBINARY on ENBY street
re-ABORTION
TRANNY chainsaw MENKISSING
american PRONOUNS
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I donβt think youβre supposed to have that, buddy
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