#DS9: Park that car, drop that phone, sleep on the floor, dream about me

Tried to flex this on a first date but the waitress took it and asked what it was and why it said “pissvortex” on it. I explained that it’s called X Money and she said they don’t take that but when I tried to explain she just kept laughing. I told her just to try it so she did but it declined which made her laugh harder. WTF @elonmusk @Support

Holding up this episode recording cause I gotta take a fucking POOP

Opps came for my neck, ended up finding out why we count the gang violence. Running this enterprise like my name was Captain Kirk.

STAR TREK premiered on NBC on this day in 1966.

Tonight....

RT @bloodingly: how it really feels sometimes

quick enterprise doodle

I haven't been paying attention to the spiderman convos on here, but everyone else also noticed the multiple shots (mostly in the first act) that feel totally AI generated, right?

Woke 1 did not go far enough We could have gone crazier

AGHHH I tried to sneak through the strait man! Can't make it, can't make it, the shit's stuck! Outta my way son! STRAIT STUCK! STRAIT STUCK! Please! I beg you! We're dead! You're a g-g-genuine dick sucker!

I'm back in the U.S. —S.R.

To chimpanzees i bet this is like seeing an actor you like in one of those Epstein photos

My partner was sitting too close on the couch with that "one friend" in the discord living room and they denied it when I confronted them about it. Can't believe I'm losing the loml to another

they were talking about garma zabi like this

There is maybe no larger disparity in television between quality of episode title and quality of actually episode than this one

north carolina the best country in the world baby

FROM THE EPSTEIN FILES Jeffrey Epstein sends Noam Chomsky a crackhead email