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The best account on Twitter. And it's not close.
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero
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The best way to celebrate a win 🥹
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Turns out that one bad day in a rainstorm against Brian Flores does not mean that Ben Johnson forgot how to do this.
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Ian Happ is an absolute legend….dude playing possibly his last game at Wrigley tossed a ball to the bleachers with $300 cash to buy fans beers
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8% mortgages and $8 diesel by midterms All of this winning!
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In the last year, the #Packers had a 99% chance of winning vs. the #Browns and #Bears (regular season), a 96% chance vs. the #Bears (playoffs) and a 90% chance today vs. the #Vikings late in those contests. The odds of going 0-4 were 1-in-2.5 million, yet GB did it.
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Every US President’s life overlapped with that of Herbert Hoover or John Tyler.
Since Abraham Lincoln’s assassination in 1865, every President has been alive at the same time as Herbert Hoover. @AjitPai @StevenJDuffield
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again, big picture, donald trump won an election about affordability and then he - passed tariffs (which raise consumer prices) - expanded the deficit w a ginormous corporate tax cut (raises interest rates) - waged a stupid war (raises gas prices) - and now refuses to sign a bipartisan bill to reduce housing costs bc he's protesting senate republicans for failing to pass voting restrictions ... while making $2 billion from crypto rug pulls that transferred income from his supporters to his bank account americans hate the president for very good reasons
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i hooked up a rotary phone from the 1920s to an AI agent, that replies on a mechanical display it’s like a dumbphone without distracting notifications here’s how i built this w/ @cursor_ai
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The Chicago Cubs officially have a full MLB pitching staff on the Injured List- SP- Justin Steele Cade Horton Jameson Taillon Ben Brown Edward Cabrera RP- Porter Hodge Shelby Miller Hunter Harvey Riley Martin Daniel Palencia Phil Maton Hoby Milner Ethan Roberts
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> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program > screwworm outbreak almost immediately > $1B to combat it Government efficiency
The Trump administration has announced they'll need to spend an estimated $1 billion to combat the New World Screwworm.
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One thing about adulthood that way too many people learn way too late (and have no choice but to learn the hard way): you have to be deliberate/proactive about everything. For the first time in your life, you can't be passive participant in anything.
No one talks about how full-time jobs quietly erase your hobbies
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Just in case you thought people voted based on actual policy results: 77.7% of farmers voted for Trump in 2024.
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Every week, a tech executive goes onstage to tell the world they’re deliberately making the world worse because it will make them money
🚨 SAM ALTMAN: “We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter.”
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Hard to believe that every living economist was right and and a demented game show host was wrong.
The manufacturing boom President Trump promised would usher in a golden age for America is going in reverse on.wsj.com/45NqYmd
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You have to read this. Firsthand affidavit from one of the women who was there and recording the video. She talks about how Alex Pretti was directing traffic when she arrived. She watched him be killed in front of her. She's afraid to go home, worried she'll be arrested.
JUST IN: Lawyers file declaration in federal court from first-hand witness to immigration agents' shooting of a US citizen onlookers today. Minneapolis Mayor Frey said details would be used to bolster case for ousting ICE from city. Doc: documentcloud.org/documents/…
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If you can’t You don’t handle me deserve me at at my worst my other worst
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Caleb Williams has had three plays this season that would be a career-best throws for most quarterbacks in the NFL. He's in Year 2
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The Lions and Vikings welcoming the Packers to Cancun
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Caleb Williams shredding cheese #bears
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