5 solo goals by Ronaldo, all starting from the halfway line. btw

Cristiano Ronaldo doesn't trap the ball, he tames it.

na this girl go kpai him little brother 😭😭😭😭

“I know a lady in Venice would have walked barefoot to Palestine for a touch of his nether lip.” - William Shakespeare, Othello (1604)

Shi ne matsalar dan talaka yasamu jindadi kallan matsiyata yake yiwa kowa. Wlh ina tausayin rayuwarki. Matsiyaciya kawai 😂🤦🏽‍♂️

"She is Nigerian, just stop." At least, nobody can say we don't export anything. We have successfully exported Nigerian feminist foolishness.

you have 2 degrees and work for a top firm but you can’t fund your own business nor have the brain to make it workout.

I hate niggas like that man You win 1m and na only 15k you fit give your guy. Wey he for press you 950k make he use the remaining 50k fund your sporty. Since na you dey feed am since all these days Oloriburuku

“People”

This guy has brought an ex president and Nollywood legends to his show, there was no issue. Until it reach people turn.

lol, Nigerians can’t eat, can’t afford the tickets. But let’s play pretend like we don’t know the problem

Kano Pillars today by the way in the same economy. One thing I like about you guys down South is that y’all are extremely skilled at manufacturing excuses. You will never take accountability for anything. There’s always something to be blamed. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😫😫

You see how crazy the crowd is going, making mosh pits, carrying and throwing each other around, spraying drinks on each other etc? You know why people can’t have this much fun anymore? The damn phones

No this is not AI football, this is Galatasaray.. 👀

I have received several tags on this story, so let me talk about it. The family is wondering which angel visited the sister in boarding school. Jsyk, it was not an angel. Angels do not run errands taking the form of dead relatives to deliver provisions. And it was not the father either. Like I explained in a similar case recently, once a person dies, their soul enters the Barzakh. This barrier is permanent. The dead do not come back to check on their children. They do not buy provisions. They do not roam around boarding schools. What visited your sister was a Jinn. Every person has a Qareen. This is the Jinn companion attached to you from birth. This Jinn knows everything about the father. It knows his face, his voice, his mannerisms, and it knew he planned to visit his daughter that Saturday. When the father passed away on Monday, his Qareen or a shape-shifting Jinn took his physical form. It got those provisions and went straight to the school to play a sick psychological game with the young girl. Some of you might wonder how a Jinn could buy or carry physical provisions. Jinns are fully capable of interacting with the physical world. They can move objects, steal items, and transport matter. Acquiring basic boarding school provisions is not a difficult task for them. They do this to mess with human minds. They want you to believe the dead are still wandering the earth. When you start believing your dead relatives can still bring you food or protect you, you are stepping right into shirk. You begin attributing power to the dead instead of asking the Almighty. It is a tragedy that the family lost a father. But do not let grief cloud your basic theology. There are no ghosts. The dead are gone. The entities performing these stunts are Jinns. Allah knows best

As i see storyteller for her bio, i just know say na one of those nonsense fiction that never happened

With this mentality taking ahold of the dating scene, Nigerian men will increasingly look beyond their wives for their fun. You cannot pressure, shame and deny him when he's broke and then expect to colonise him when he's made. "No love for a broke man" sounds okay to say. Then he makes money and you want him to tie it all down to you alone. You will share him and he'll have no apologies for you.

🤣🤣🤣

This MAN is a National Treasure 🤣🤣

For time in my life I'm seeing such a thing