Part spider, part monkeysnake. The algorithm amalgam.
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Spidermonkeysnake retweeted
“Isn’t it a coincidence how we’ve always been the good guys in every war?”
“What? No one thinks that.”
“Sure they do. Normies refuse to believe we ever could’ve been on the wrong side of a war.”
“Yea that’s totally not true. Like, over half the country thinks we were the bad guys in Vietnam, to say nothing of the Indian Wars on the frontier. And people talk about how unnecessary WWI was, and how much we should’ve stayed out of Iraq, Afghanistan, and now Iran. And nobody thinks, like, the War of 1812 was some righteous crusade.”
“Well, yea, but you know, the big wars, America always has to be the good guy. We don’t want to think about what if we were wrong.”
“Sounds like you have a specific war in mind.”
“No not really.”
“Cause there’s only like three wars in American history which are outright valorized. You must be talking about one of them.”
“Not necessarily.”
“I see.”
“Yea.”
“So are you doing anything later o
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Spidermonkeysnake retweeted
With the interest of justice in mind, i offer myself to be raped by 7 sorority girls to pay for the crimes of those frat guys
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Spidermonkeysnake retweeted
Country roads is actually about the western part of normal virginia
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Spidermonkeysnake retweeted
new consent ethics reductio just dropped (woman being ruled unfuckable by law)
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Spidermonkeysnake retweeted
This is baby Backpack, in case you needed another reason to root for the Lord of Lard, Earl of Girth and Commander in Beef. 👑
ALT Photo of baby Backpack riding on his mom’s (Holly) back. Photo by NPS
ALT Photo of yearling Backpack in 2007 with a hurt foot by Ranger Jeanne
He got it from his mama.
Bear 89, aka Backpack, is the 2026 Fat Bear Week champ. Turns out hefty runs in the family.
His mom, Holly the Duchess of Density, won in 2019. She carried him on her back as a cub and helped him survive a serious leg injury. Now her little Backpack has a crown of his own. 👑
ALT An offensively large brown bear with massive girth and several fat rolls.
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Spidermonkeysnake retweeted
THEY NAMED THE WINNER OF FAT BEAR WEEK LETS GOOOOOOOO
He got it from his mama.
Bear 89, aka Backpack, is the 2026 Fat Bear Week champ. Turns out hefty runs in the family.
His mom, Holly the Duchess of Density, won in 2019. She carried him on her back as a cub and helped him survive a serious leg injury. Now her little Backpack has a crown of his own. 👑
ALT An offensively large brown bear with massive girth and several fat rolls.
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Spidermonkeysnake retweeted
I admit the discourse last night got to me a little. I looked at my sweet son and I said “There’s so much hate in the world. Yet you remain innocent. If only you could speak and set them on the right course.” And little Durkmeet looked up at me and said, simply “Buy $MUTANT
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Spidermonkeysnake retweeted
“Ginny, you really should read this. It’s a pamphlet on the dangers of witches breeding with Muggers and Niggles. Oh sorry, I got that backwards. I was thinking of Nargles. I meant you shouldn’t mix your blood with—“
“Yes Luna I understood.”
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Spidermonkeysnake retweeted
why was the laughing cow still laughing during the holocaust
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You can attack people with words in an effort to hurt them, just make sure you don’t use the really bad ones because that may actually achieve your objective
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Spidermonkeysnake retweeted
My fucking bitch mom found my disease drawer and won't give me my Myalgic Encephalomyelitis back
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Spidermonkeysnake retweeted
me when the bestie walks into the room party #SteelBallRun #JJBA
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