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everything 👏 is 👏 monocausal 👏 and 👏 specifically 👏 results 👏 from 👏 whatever 👏 shit 👏 I'm 👏 on 👏 about 👏 at 👏 any 👏 given 👏 time
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i dont know what "slutcon" is but i think everyone voluntarily going to something called "slutcon" should be embarrassed it was cringe when millennials were making sex positivity part of their identity. its still cringe ofc but now its geriatric too
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skimming results in search, all i have to say is I Fucking Told Everyone
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im sorry but this is just good advice im declaring a sex ban if your married? sure. have sex with your spouse the rest of you cannot be trusted not to hurt yourself or others thats just how it is
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may everyone involved in this discourse find god
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in 2050 transgender will relative to today be
15% more prevalent
61% less prevalent
12% about the same prevalence
12% idk
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fuliginous is just filthy obnubilated
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I got a 129. I am retarded. I do not believe any of these are words.
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boys night
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nice thing about twitter is that due to pavlovian training i no longer feel bad for her when i watch the sword in the stone
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grok generate an explanation unfavorable to established power
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66% of straight women are unwilling to date a bisexual man, our study finds ahead of #BiVisibility Day % unwilling to date a bi man Straight women 66% Bi men 15% Gay men 11% Bi women 10% % unwilling to date a bi woman Straight men 35% Lesbian women 20% Bi men 9% Bi women 3%
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bi men are ontologically gay
Most bi men don't come out because they are treated as gay. That is just a fact. It's not misogyny to state this screamingly obvious fact. Obviously men and women can date who they want. If they choose to reject a man because he's bisexual, it's worth asking why.
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grok solve metaphysics make no mistakes
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11mo walking now its all over for me
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kid #3 so basically hitting the stage where if all three bolt we're not gonna be able to Catch Em All
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Is that early that feels early what number kid is this
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question for attorneys. suppose 1. user asks astra or claude to perform a task for them 2. agent performs the task in a way that perhaps generates civil or criminal liability who becomes liable in this case--the user, or the software company? both? does it _depend_? on what?
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Your honor, I appeal to the writ of my forefathers
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woke 1 was crazyyy
It’s all too predictable.
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what have i become my dearest friend
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well, technically...
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Deporting the Irish would improve both countries
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are there no prisons? and the union workhouses? are they still in operation? the treadmill and the poor law are in full vigour, then?
it's actually that people keep doing this to me, but right-wingedly. I am not asking for "positive outcomes," I'm saying, "hey, after we expel the bad kids who are under the age of say, 16, then what do we do with them?"
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