Today’s the last day we all have to pretend to like soccer

Arab invaders attacked a convent of nuns and captured a beautiful virgin, whom they offered as a gift to the commander of their troop. When the commander saw her, he was dazzled by her beauty and sought to corrupt her. She then said to him: "Wait a moment, for I have learned a skill passed down among virgins, and it can only be performed by a virgin — otherwise, it is of no use." He asked her: "And what is this skill?" She replied: "It is an oil: if someone is anointed with it, no sword or weapon can harm them. You, who go often to war, would greatly benefit from it." = He said to her: "And how can I be sure of that?" So she took some oil and said to him: "Anoint your neck with it and give me your sword so that I may strike you." = He replied: "No! You shall anoint your own neck first, and I will strike with the sword." She agreed gladly, anointed her neck with the oil, and said: "Strike with all your strength!" He drew his sword, which was very sharp, and she bent her neck. He struck with all his might, and her head rolled to the ground. Thus, she chose to die by the sword rather than to defile her virginity. The commander was deeply grieved and wept bitterly for having killed such a beautiful soul. He then realized that she had deliberately deceived him in order to escape defilement and sin… This is Saint Febronia of Syria.

Waitstaff saying "Of course" in response to "thank you."

Your ‘good works’ won’t save your soul. Faith in Jesus does.

Meanwhile at Kathy Hochul's State of the State address:

OK, this one is going to get me in heap big trouble. It's just my opinion, based solely on anecdotes, and I could be wrong. Here it is. After watching many videos of poor Appalachian folks talking about Helene wiping out their homes, and watching many videos of uber-rich Democrats talking about the LA fires wiping out their homes, I sense a different tenor: Helene Victim: "Well, we lost everything and had to live in the open with no food or water for five days, but the kids and the dogs are OK and the neighbors built us this new road, so we'll be alright, praise God." LA Fire Victim: (weeping): "It's all gone! My whole life! It's gone.... all the memories... how could this happen to ME???? How could this happen to MEEEEEEE?????"

Whatever happened to the drones?

Bill Maher: “This is what I fucking hate about the left. Cut your family off for Thanksgiving if they voted for the wrong guy. Fuck off, you fucks."

This isn’t complicated. Separate the bills and vote on them individually. one vote on the clean CR one vote on the debt limit one vote on disaster relief one vote on farm bailouts Radical right? Individual bills for each issue.

Have you ever worked more than 40 hours a week? 🤔

Well, damn.

Y'all on this app crashing out and disowning family over a damn election while both sides sip champagne together and cut deals while laughing at your asses.

Do liberals just hate Trump because he’s tacky? Bc I know they don’t care about anyone’s policies when under Biden homelessness went up 12%, deportations went up 250%, military spending went up 14%, and billionaires wealth went up 88% but they all still loved Kamala.

The libs won’t eat healthy because RFK, Jr. promotes it, and they won’t eat fast food because Trump likes it. MAGA is starving them out. Genius.

Everything we see in media is to stir dissension, make us stressed, and boost ratings. People spout "sky is falling" bullshit nonstop and wonder why people think they are batshit crazy. Everything is a crisis to them. Breathe, read a book, meditate, go for a hike. Relax.

seed oils? AFUERA fluoride? AFUERA processed foods? AFUERA fatties? ahahaha, AFUERA!!

time is a flat circle

How did Trump win? How?

Long lines in PA, MI, and WI today, was barely able to vote in all three