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please take care of yourselves and those around you. and *log off* this app if possible. you are loved ❤️
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texans continuing to elect ted cruz
Breaking: Incumbent U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz declares victory over U.S. Rep. Colin Allred. #Election2024 bit.ly/48E3RL9
ALT Headline from November 5, 2024: Ted Cruz declares victory in the 2024 election to represent Texas in the U.S. Senate.
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nintendo announcing this on election day is the most nintendo shit ever
This is Furukawa. At today's Corporate Management Policy Briefing, we announced that Nintendo Switch software will also be playable on the successor to Nintendo Switch. Nintendo Switch Online will be available on the successor to Nintendo Switch as well. Further information about the successor to Nintendo Switch, including its compatibility with Nintendo Switch, will be announced at a later date.
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after you vote you should get a xanax with your “i voted” sticker as a treat
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Data is going to be all over the place during this hour. Lots of people jumping to conclusions with little information.
Really good hour to go for a walk and breathe.
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"Would Hank Hill vote for Trump?"
Hank Hill couldn't vote for a man with a limp handshake and Trump famously likes his steaks well done with ketchup let's be serious.
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Ignore the polls, there's still work to do. Pick up the phones and remind your people that Dirk was always better than KG.
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please take care of yourselves and those around you. and *log off* this app if possible. you are loved ❤️
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me in july: please god just two minutes of rain!
me in november: what if it never stops raining?
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