Tesla Self Driving Enthusiast, Spaceflight Enjoyer, Husband, and Forklift Operator

Missouri, USA
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Got some very impressive clips of FSD 14.3.7 performing evasive maneuvers on my way home from viewing the eclipse last night! @SawyerMerritt @wholemars @DirtyTesLa @Matt3rai
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Replying to @canraptor_
If i had a Nickle for every time a roadster launched on the same day as falcon heavy...
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Hey @bot team, I have a feature request. Some of the automations I want to make are only possible if Grok Bot has access to mobile apps. Would that be possible with the current system and if so when could we expect such functionality?
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Noah retweeted
The war is difficult to argue about because the motives for attacking Iran aren't fully known and likely won't be for years. If you are pro-Trump you'll likely believe that he was acting on priveleged information about the Iranian nuclear program. If you're anti-Trump you probably think it was some frivolous egotistical endeavor. I do think there is one thing we can agree on, and that is that Trump is not a retard when it comes to politics. He knew the midterms were coming up, and he knew that Iran, if attacked, would destroy any oil assets it could, driving up oil prices before the midterms. With that in mind, he still gave the order to attack. That tells me that something compelled him to do so.
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Watching @bot pass CAPTCHAs is humorous
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If you want to use Grok to control your Tesla but don't like how it sticks around after it is done, I found the solution. Simply append "then go away" or "then dismiss yourself" to your request and Grok won't ask if you need anything else.
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Glimpses of sentience from FSD 14.3.9
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VP @JDVance: "Personally, I feel a little bit weird about the fact that you have so many frontier AI tech companies kind of coming to the government and begging the government to regulate them. It feels a little bit to me like a bit of a Trojan horse."
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Islam is not compatible with western civilization.
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What a sad way to end a 620 mile streak on FSD 14.3.8 @Tesla_AI
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Al's Toy Barn aisle Americans
I am pro-sorority and these are nice, normal girls but this horrifies me.
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"Tomorrow, I'm doing 9/11."- Joe Biden
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Dear Haitian doctors, lawyers, scholars, and engineers, Imagine what you could do with $3000 in Haiti! An entrepreneur’s dream! DHS.GOV/CBPHOME
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Okay these things are awesome
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First Cybercab is on the way!
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The safest cars on the road
FSD Supervised v14.3.9 starting to roll out shortly This release includes a new active safety feature set: FSD Supervised can now activate on your behalf when an imminent collision is detected and Automatic Emergency Braking (AEB) may not be enough. It may also engage if we detect you’re heavily distracted or have accidentally disengaged FSD
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Driving in downtown Austin, with a completely empty Cybercab behind me!
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"Hey Grok" did not work when we tried it earlier today in a Robotaxi Model Y
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Tesla employee makes a peace sign after I show him I'm using FSD by using jazz hands 😂
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Got to visit the Cybercab display in downtown Austin!
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Lindsay Clancy got a jury of her peers. It just so happens that her peers are mentally unstable liberal women
#BREAKING: Lindsay Clancy jury tells judge again they can't reach a unanimous verdict.
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