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That's how I woke up and saw I have a CSCS account on Piggyvest. Like how?
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BREAKING: One lucky UK ticket-holder has won the £111m Euromillions jackpot. @jonathansamuels is on his way to check his numbers 🏃‍♂️
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Not bad
The Boys' Jensen Ackles has reportedly been cast as new Batman/Bruce Wayne in James Gunn’s DCU. (Source: @DanielRPK)
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@danielrpk has denied the claim outright x.com/danielrpk/stat…
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A good thing about this Dangote share information deluge is how I read an article on unclaimed dividend on SEC site. Long story short, I don trace shares Access Bank gave me which year and sent for dematerialization. Just waiting for their shares to rise like their mates own.
I have finally received the 18k units of FIRSTHOLDCO my mom bought for me in 2008 into my CSCS account. It took 17 months, hundreds of emails and several fee payments. FIRSTHOLDCO closed at N156.60 today. Do the maths 🙂‍↔️
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E toughhh
Exclusive @TheAthleticFC Manchester United have conducted internal assessments of possible financial losses incurred during period in which Man City guilty of Premier League rule breaches, including missed PL title wins & a missed CL qualification. nytimes.com/athletic/7630254…
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Naija football matches are so tedious to watch.
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Who asked me to watch this match now
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Ouuu
The Arsenal third shirt for the 2027/28 season will be primarily black. Adidas want to display the message ‘fashion-forward’ with them set to make the shirt something you can wear outside of football. 🤝 with @IamCrisJ
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🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7049721…
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He knows all
This is all on Arteta btw, this guy is such an awful squad man manger that it’s even a miracle he made it to the top level, tell me why a guy that has had so many injuries problem in the last two seasons has played almost 500 more minutes than Arsenal top scorer last season?
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Replying to @The_Nenye
Subject your genitals to a bit of photography and forward same to my quarters for pleasurable viewing.
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A research paper needs to be written at some point 😂 on The rise of Yoruba Egbon Adugbo into mainstream social media pop culture. Case Study: "6 ti show" & "So lá sé? Ma nigga"
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i eat cat broski abeg
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😂😂😂
Who thought we would see the day that a married man is dragging a side chick 😭
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This app ay
I told you I wasn’t interested in a relationship. You said we could just be friends. I didn’t block you. You started calling, I had no problem with that. Then you said you had no data and asked me to subscribe for you. I did. Few days later you passed an exam, I congratulated you like a good friend. Next message? You’re telling me what to gift you for smashing it. I thought you were joking. You called to remind me. I played along and you foolishly said Apple AirPods. It’s not your birthday. I’m not your girlfriend, we’ve never seen each other and I have never asked you for anything. You even had the nerve to say we should buy it outside the country.
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E say na entertainment critic 😂😂😂
i was a bad entertainment critic when i started uni until i realized superstars don't really care about twitter. i stopped criticizing and focused solely on my music and since then it's been bliss. my criticism sadly unfortunately & unintentionally hurt quite a number of people & i'm honestly sorry. i have met most of these people and they actually turn out to be amazing people. i'm sorry for my misjudgment. let love lead.🖤
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Big brother fell off.
“Nobody liked Erica in 2020” but this is her after she came out of the show 😂 Everyone and their mama was a fan!! 💋 Stop living on social media, go out and see real life !!
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Make e dey come house make Arteta no cry
Kai Havertz is forced OFF with an injury during Germany’s match against the Netherlands. 😳🤕 nitter.net/salibacaraz/status/210…
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O wow
I can’t stand The Big Bang Theory show like not once I have ever smiled or laughed at it
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