Yeah, I'm woke. In fact, I haven't slept in days.

‘England is a cup of tea’
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9th grader tiktok is crazy
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Went from not beating top 10 teams to not beating most teams. Maybe another $50 million will fix it!
Final: Northwestern 34, Penn State 13
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ya know what ill take it
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there is hope for the UK after all
🚨 BREAKING: Andy Burnham is set to signal the end of the state pension triple lock in his conference speech tomorrow [@Telegraph]
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just explained the covid concious lesbian bar hijab inspired secular accessorization clown college discourse to my mom and she just said "the cia is eating your generation alive"
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if my entire being were distilled
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Me : Life is going amazing. Blizzard : Hey would you like to get back into Heroin? Me : I mean... I do have a bit of free time...
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yes my cat is from philly how could you tell
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encountered my first ever fully vibe-coded internal apps this week and it’s basically just a few multi-thousand line python files with insane overlapping function, and now I understand why AI costs so much and is such a crutch now because FUCK no I ain’t reading all that.
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Enormous fare gates everywhere now. I literally cannot think of a more free lunch policy than this
The numbers here are insane: In the L.A. Metro system, 97% of people who committed a violent crime evaded the fare. In D.C., 99.5% of those who committed a “Part 1” crime (homicide, rape, robbery, arson, or motor vehicle theft) had dodged the fare. In New York, MTA CEO Janno Lieber says that “virtually all” crimes are committed by fare evaders.
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What's the downside to this, actually?
Shaquille O’Neal says the solution to making the WNBA more exciting is to lower the rim so players can dunk “In men’s beach volleyball and women’s beach volleyball, the net is lowered just a little bit” “The only thing missing from the WNBA to the NBA game is the dunk. I’m not saying lower it to 9 feet or 8 feet… so they can dunk” “I think if they did that, it would make the game more exciting. They got the handles, they got the shooters, they got the showmanship, they just don’t have the dunk. Just imagine if you lower the rim just a little bit”
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He didn’t last the day. God I hate this. I miss my buddy.
my cat is doing very badly. probably going to have to put him to sleep this week. this fucking sucks. im extremely pissed that the food brand he finally liked had its formula changed and petsmart stopped carrying the original formula, kickstarting his entire health downturn.
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my cat is doing very badly. probably going to have to put him to sleep this week. this fucking sucks. im extremely pissed that the food brand he finally liked had its formula changed and petsmart stopped carrying the original formula, kickstarting his entire health downturn.
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same, queen
If you need me I'll be balls deep in bourbon
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the Klobucharmy began to build this day
She is running that state like its the navy
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Patty V retweeted
@KingJames hey bro hope you're having a good day...... Want to join us in philly?? Peace
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genuinely what the hell do I do to improve grip strength for #deadlift. i cannot break through this plateau without straps and do not feel AT ALL good going up on weight if my hands can’t handle it with consistency in the first place. this weight is too low to need straps, fml.
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