Lakers fan. Lover of Detroit techno and Franz Kafka
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one time my friend tried flirting with a girl at a wedding and left the conversation with her boyfriend’s LinkedIn connection
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"Dr. Mohan swung by this week to triage the chaos and stabilize our drama!" 😭
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25% of all McDonald's Filet-O-Fish are sold during Lent
The sandwich only exists because Catholics in Cincinnati stopped buying burgers on Fridays in 1962
A 2,000-year-old fasting tradition forced the world's largest fast food chain to change its menu
(Lent starts today)
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WHO is the audience for this? Lots of MAGA are obese. Young gym bro MAGAs recoil at the inevitable decline of the human body with age no matter what you do. And you can practically hear RFKs joints cracking. Kid Rock is not even remotely in shape, looks like trailer trash crack head. You will never convince me animal protein-only diet is good for you and I think the whole thing is rooted in pathetic masculinity cosplay about how REAL MEN ARE CARNIVORES! PREDATORS!! LIONS!!! ARRRRRR!!!!!!!
I’ve teamed up with @KidRock to deliver two simple messages to the American people: GET ACTIVE + EAT REAL FOOD.
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Hey @DMC_Ryan if I sent in a clip from my times on Unlocked, would that be insider trading? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Do you want to be an IGN host? If the answer is yes, your time has come.
Apply here: audition.ign.com?utm_source=…
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call us old fashioned, but cannot imagine pulling out a phone during a moment like this
K, MBA
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the rich old conservative white men still foaming out the mouth over bad bunny never complain when they’re out in downtown Manhattan clubs dancing to his music with their sugar babies
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Bill O’Reilly says he plans to reveal how the most popular musician in the world booked the Super Bowl halftime show
#BadBunny wracked up a huge audience for his incomprehensible half time appearance. But how did the malevolent rabbit get the gig in the first place? We found out! It’s on the @NoSpinNews tonight.
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Bad Bunny’s performance has been on loop for me. Coming from a Cuban family is one of my favorite things and his performance was the perfect representation / tribute of the latin culture. It just makes me feel giddy, nostalgic and happy 🥹
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Billed as an alternative to Bad Bunny's official Super Bowl performance, Turning Point USA’s halftime show featured a half-assed, lip sync-filled set from Kid Rock.
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Footage from inside Trump’s golf club Super Bowl party reveals the Bad Bunny half time show played on the big screens.
What a bunch of hypocrites.
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