It’s this girl‘s birthday (as you can see, I have always been quite resourceful). So, the three of you who actually read my feed, please send your well wishes. Yes, I am that needy.

As planned.

El Rancho Tacos. You know you want one. Recipe ——> tinyurl.com/szf3ckds #TacoTuesday

Dear Hollywood celebrities, You exist for my entertainment. Some of you are great eye candy. Some of you can deliver a line with such conviction that you bring tears to my eyes. Some of you can scare the crap out of me. Others make me laugh. But you all have one thing in common, you only have a place in my world to entertain me. That’s it. You make your living pretending to be someone else. Playing dress up like a 6 year old. You live in a make believe world in front of a camera. And often when you are away from one too. Your entire existence depends on my patronage. I’ll crank the organ grinder; you dance. I don’t really care where you stand on issues. Honestly, your stance matters far less to me than that of my neighbor. You see, you aren’t real. I turn off my TV or shut down my computer and you cease to exist in my world. Once I am done with you, I can put you back in your little box until I want you to entertain me. I’m supposed to care what the director of fluffy tripe made for gullible people thinks about global warming or gun control? Get back into your bubble. I’ll let you know when I’m in the mood for something blue and shiny. And I'm also supposed to care that you will leave this great country if Trump doesn't end the war? Ha. Please don't forget to close the door behind you. We'd like to reserve your seat for someone who loves this country and really wants to be here. Make me laugh, or cry, or scare me; but realize that the only words of yours that matter are scripted. I might agree with some of you from time to time, but it doesn’t matter. In my world, you exist solely as entertainment So, shut your pie hole and dance, monkey!

WHO AGREES?👇😡

This. 🧴🛀

THIS!! 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 Seriously, it’s becoming tedious.

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Cash doesn't ask who you are, where you are, or what you bought. That's why they want it gone

Japanese politician says that Muslims shouldn’t be buried in Japan. ”Japan is a cremation country. Allocating land for Muslim burials is not appropriate. If they want burial, it should be done in their home countries at their own expense.”

This description of socialism, communism and capitalism is still one of the best of all time.

If it takes weeks or months to count the vote in any USA election - Democrats are cheating. Take it to the bank.

Just curious... why do people insist on calling President Trump a pedophile? Don't you think the left would have proven this while Biden was in office if it was true? I'm blocking everyone that I see who says this on my feed. I know the false witnesses don't care whether or not I block them, but it makes me feel much better!

The liberal concept of FREE - is that someone else pays!

True You cant make this up

The upside of extremism

I get informed delivery emails from the @USPS every day. And every day between two and five pieces of mail are indicated as arriving. I haven’t had mail in my mailbox for a week. What are they doing with my mail?

🚨WOW! BILL MURRAY SAID A VOTE FOR TRUMP IS A VOTE AGAINST THE SWAMP! "What this [Trump] vote means is that the country is dissatisfied with the way that Washington has worked," Murray said in 2016. Who needs Taylor Swift when you have BILL MURRAY? Share to make this go viral!