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$954,000 and counting raised to fight Trigeminal Neuralgia. THANK YOU to everyone who made the 11th annual “Laugh Your Face Off” possible. We are so grateful, we are so hopeful. Change is coming.
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I’ll be speaking at @TEDxChicago this year about the realities of being a caregiver. True to fashion, I will not mince words. It’ll be funny, raw, deeply personal, and hopefully illuminating. But not motivational- I don’t do Tony Robbins. See you October 3rd. Tickets on sale.
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"Xenu was an alien dictator from 75 million years ago who transported billions of beings to Earth, placed them around volcanoes, and killed them with hydrogen bombs. Anyway, I think you & Travis would be great members."
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How Caleb Williams pulled up to Carolina Panthers home and put up 60 points of offense
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Best live performance I've ever seen.
Super Bowl XXXVI. 2002. A tribute to the lives lost on September 11, 2001.
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Still hits the same
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We’re always happy to have Jon Porter @ChiPizzaTour stop by Pequod’s, but it’s extra special when it’s for a good cause. 🍕 Jon recently hosted Pat Tomasulo, Jeff Mauro and two lucky contest winners for Pat’s annual @laffyourfaceoff charity pizza tour this year!
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📣 Announcing the "Back After This?" Tour. Five shows announced for this Fall/Winter, with more to follow. Tickets at pattomasulo.com/shows/
Made with AI
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Squeezing a "Geez-O-Pete" between a "b***h" and a "f*** you" is next level.
😳 Things got heated in a Detroit newsroom when a news anchor seemingly lost her cool with a coworker. 🎥: Fox 2 Detroit
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Detroit Robin Baumgarten
“Do you think you could eat beaver?”
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If you drive an hour to an IMAX screening of The Odyssey, it starts 15 minutes late because of a projector issue, they run the movie anyway, it craps out with an hour left, and they give you a voucher to see said 3 hour movie & drive 2 hours round-trip again, how does one react?
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For anyone new to the City in the summertime.
My summary of what "The Playpen" in Lake Michigan is.
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From one guy with good hair to another. 🧔🏻‍♂️➡️🧔🏻‍♂️ @pattomasulo @ColeKmet @ChicagoBears
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This past Saturday, our colleagues attended the 11th Annual Laugh Your Face Off, Chicago’s premier comedy fundraiser benefiting The Facial Pain Research Foundation. Supporting research to end trigeminal neuralgia and neuropathic facial pain, the event has raised $960,000 and counting.
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Such a great night at @pattomasulo's "Laugh Your Face" Off benefit at Navy Pier. So fun, so important. Congrats on raising so much money and awareness for @The Facial Pain Research Foundation to END Trigeminal Neuralgia. (below: Me, Pat, George Pappas)
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I feel like a lot of people have made your face hurt.
I feel like someone has to cracked the joke "does your face hurt, because it's killing me"
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BIDDING ENDS TONIGHT AT 9PM.
Win lunch with my guys @TWaddle87 and @WaddleandSilvy at The Grill on 21 at @thelasallechi, plus get a tour of the @ESPN1000 studios. Bid now in my "Laugh Your Face Off" silent auction. Auction is open to ANYONE- don't have to be present to win. my.onecause.com/event/organi…
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BIDDING ENDS TONIGHT AT 9PM.
Win a PRIVATE SUITE for 10 to see Nate Bargatze at @AllstateArena on June 13th. Bid now in my "Laugh Your Face Off" silent auction. Auction is open to ANYONE- don't have to be present to win. my.onecause.com/event/organi…
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