I have no idea what i am doing with twitter ive been told i would have funny tweets so i guess i have a twitter now.
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First- here’s me promoting @BadIdeasPodcast
Second- Blake, I never heard you ask for another fruity pebbles cheesecake until two days before you recorded the floppy episode
Third- wasn’t Doug at the one episode I was there for? How does he not know me?
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If you can’t manage to go someplace 20 times (only managing to come 5) in 3+ years, you’re not as “loyal” of a customer as you think you are.
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My hair hasn’t been blonde since I was a child (it’s gotten darker as I’ve gotten older with it being it’s current color since high school). Today is the first day my father noticed my hair was brown. He legitimately thought I dyed it recently. I’m 28.
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Only @beardedoneof513 and I would be at at bar, after working with dogs all day, have a random dog come in the bar to say hi without tags…
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If you’re going to ask (tell) me to not do something for MY (our, love you @DFluckesFans) wedding, all that makes me want to do is just that because I’m a petty bitch.
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My favorite part about closing at work with people still in the building is playing our progressively more aggressive “we are closed it’s time to go” music starting with Closing Time. Tonight we got to the classic, Leave (get out) by Jojo
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Today was by far the most Wednesday Thursday ever. So much soup @beardedoneof513
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Whelp just played a possible father daughter dance song for my parents and it left my mom in tears. I guess that’s one thing to check off the endless list of wedding related decisions, now to figure out a date (and everything else 🤷🏼♀️)
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Fun fact: if you take your car to the same mechanic that your sister went on a few dates with before basically being ghosted by, you just might get a free oil change 🤷🏼♀️
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To the valet that brought me my car, I am very sorry my phone connected to Bluetooth and just started playing @MyFavMurder without warning. I can’t imagine how horrifying that was as I have no clue the range the Bluetooth has 🤣
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Best part about today is 100% the fact that when my best friend texted me that she was sneaking out of work so we could get our nails done before her 3 hour meeting later (resulting in a near 2 hours away from work with travel time). At no point did I question it. 1/2
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“Don't treat me like some situation that needs to be handled
I'm fine with my spite
And my tears
And my beers and my candles
I can feel you smoothing me over”
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