Cashier at Target: “wow, how many tattoos do you have?”
Me: “at this point, it’s basically all one.”
Cashier: “what do you mean?”
Me: “a lot”
Cashier: “cool, I’m thinking about getting Captain America shield with maybe Hulk, but inside Thanos’ glove.”
Me: “can I please get my receipt?”
This is why I self checkout.