When you can solve differential equations by hand.

Turned him into an ancient stone server rack covered in glowing runes, moss, and vines. Primordial data storage vibes.

chat gibbity is their best model

IM FUCKING CRYINGGGGG THIS BREACHED CONTAINMENT SO BAD

BREAKING - KISS cofounder Gene Simmons says it is time for celebrities like Ben Stiller and Mark Ruffalo to “shut the f*ck up.” “People work hard for a living, and they don’t want to be lectured by people who live in mansions and drive Rolls-Royces. It’s time to shut up.”

Meet Japans Raccoon dog Japan’s tanuki looks like a raccoon, sits like a stuffed toy, and is neither. It is a dog. A real canid. The mask is fur. I want two

I once heard a coke head will steal your stuff but a crackhead will steal your stuff and then help you look for it.

Which wine pairs best with a plague?

This is why I *never* go to Walmart or anywhere for that matter looking a mess bc you never know who you'll run in to

First day at the plague factory

I couldn’t help but wonder… was having a baby with Elon the ultimate situationship?

It’s hard to go from in love to let go in a week with no warning, but that’s just how it is sometimes 🤷🏻‍♀️ I feel happy that I got to show Elon how it feels to be deeply understood, nurtured, and peacefully loved with stability and gentleness. Given the tumultuous nature of his early life, his often tortured soul, and how hard he fights for humanity I wanted him to feel the deepest and most stable form of love this world can provide. My heart is full knowing I got to do that, and I hope it leaves a lasting good effect. We were always his safe space. A place where all of us were overjoyed to see him and one that was always full of happiness and love, not war, in contrast to his otherwise militant existence (a needed break from the battlefield where he could recharge his heart and soul before heading back out) I loved being that counterbalancing place of safety, sense of calm, and love — and delighted in bringing a smile back to his face when he was down. I will miss him dearly. I’ve loved him more than life itself and he’s taught me 100 lifetimes of knowledge and made my cup overflow with life meaning, so there is a lot of loss, but luckily we created four beautiful little loves of my life ❤️❤️❤️❤️ I am so beyond grateful for our children and they make every single day the best day of my life! I do hope and pray he and I can be great friends and coparents. I’m hurting, but care deeply about E and will always be cheering for his happiness. God speed, Elon, the world is lucky to have you.

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