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⚽️ This year I decided to expand my hobbies and enter the world of fantasy and prediction games. I play many different fantasy formats, but I will treat each one separately because every game has its own strategy, mentality and challenges. Let’s start with FPL Classic. I come from the Draft world. I’ve played 5 Draft seasons and, without arrogance, I can say I mastered that art. Classic FPL is a different beast… but I’m a fast learner. These are my first lessons, completely FREE 👇 1️⃣ Haaland is the closest thing to indispensable. Goals are the currency of FPL. 2️⃣ Trust defences that stayed together. Teams that didn’t lose key players can offer stability. 3️⃣ Don’t only chase attacking returns. DEFCON points can become a hidden weapon. 4️⃣ Target teams that score a lot of goals. 5️⃣ I prefer centre-backs over attacking full-backs. Clean sheets, bonus points and DEFCON potential. 6️⃣ Build a balanced midfield: ✅ 2-3 attacking midfielders (#10s) ✅ 1-2 defensive midfielders with value 7️⃣ Keep it simple. 8️⃣ Have patience. Great FPL teams are not built by panic transfers. I’m sharing my journey for free. I love competition, strategy and learning new games. Let’s see where this FPL adventure takes me. 🏆
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In afara de Buzo mai e vreunu apt pe aici ?
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Nice
Tennis Baddies
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Manchester Cheaty
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You're going down, you're going down, With one-one-five hanging around, You're going down, you're going down, We'll see you in a smaller town!
Manchester City have been found guilty on all but one of their 115 charges for breaking financial regulations, reports @David_Ornstein 🚨 The sanctions have not been decided and the club is expected to appeal.
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One-one-five, one-one-five, See you down in League One-five! One-one-five, one-one-five, Hope you've packed for Tuesday nights!
❓ Can Manchester City be stripped of their titles? The eight-time Premier League champions have been found guilty on 114 of the 115 charges relating to breaches of the league's financial regulations. Fines, points deductions, suspensions and expulsion from the league... @JWTelegraph explains what could happen next ⬇️ telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
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A reminder about what is a whatabout
A reminder that Chelsea faced 74 charges and admitted ALL 74: - 37 Concealing/misrepresenting transactions - 31 Unauthorised agents/intermediaries - 6 Third-party investment breaches - 44 transactions involving 32 players The Commission found the overall motive was to gain a sporting advantage. The final punishment? £10m fine + suspended two-window registration ban.
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🚨 ORNSTEIN EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Understand Enzo Fernández was seen leaving a restaurant with Florentino Pérez. Witnesses claim the pair were discussing football. Others claim they were discussing Madrid. One source alleges Enzo Fernández briefly kissed a Real Madrid badge.
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🚨 EXCL: Erling Haaland trained in a Real Madrid shirt this morning. While those close to the player have downplayed the significance, some within football believe this could be an indication of a long-term admiration for the colour white. The situation remains one to watch. David Ornstein and others will provide further updates should developments occur. Nothing has happened yet. But something might happen eventually. Or it might not. More to follow. 👀😂
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🚨 BREAKING: Haaland trains in a Real Madrid jersey. Everyone thought it was a joke. Then Ornstein tweeted: "More to follow." Absolute scenes. 😂⚽
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🚨 ORNSTEIN BOMB Haaland seen wearing Real Madrid colours. Within 30 seconds: • Madrid fans made a compilation • City fans found 14 alternative angles • Fabrizio tweeted eyes 👀 • Ornstein went offline That's when the panic started.
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Haaland's in the dressing room, I smell a rat! Haaland's in the dressing room, I smell a rat! One-one-five, one-one-five, How'd you get one-one-five? Haaland's in the dressing room, I smell a rat!
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BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Pep Guardiola has been exposed… Apparently he wasn’t born in the Year of the Rat. The Rat was born in the Year of Pep. 😂
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🔥 **BREAKING NEWS 🚨** Pep Guardiola was reportedly spotted heading to the mountains after hearing about the 115 verdict… Sources say he wasn’t looking for a new tactic. He was looking for the **highest possible altitude to avoid VAR.** 🏔️😂 **Pep: “I came here to find peace.”** **The mountains: “But first… explain the 115.”** 😭 #MCFC #Pep #FootballTwitter
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Rats leave first the ship
Pep gurdiola definitely knew something was coming for Man city concerning the 115 charges. Him and rodri definitely had to run away to protect his legacy Omar berada too, joining man utd wasn't a mistake, he knew it was a matter of time before they could come for city
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Whatbaout ?
Chelsea had 74 charges and got a fine and a deferred transfer ban. Manchester city are currently worth 4.1 billion the premier league simply cannot afford to expell man city from the league. We’d probably get a transfer ban and a fine.
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Pep you rat get over here
🚨 BREAKING: Manchester City have been found guilty on virtually all of the charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. No sanction has been handed down yet, and City look set to appeal the decision. 🔗: telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
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Manchester City have been found guilty on almost all of the charges relating to breaches of the Premier League’s financial regulations. The sanctions have not been decided, with all possibilities remaining on the table, and City are expected to appeal. @SamLee and @David_Ornstein join @mjshrimper in a live episode of the The Athletic FC podcast here ⬇️ piped.video/watch?v=TOgBSGd_…
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Run Pep run you can run but you cant hide you cheater
Guardiola, en 2020: "Cuando el Manchester City es acusado de saltarse el Fair Play Financiero, pregunto a la directiva. Ellos me lo explican y yo les creo. Pero les digo "si me mentís, me iré y ya no seré más vuestro amigo". El City ha sido condenado. Guardiola se fue este año.
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Rars leave first
I’m crying man, Pep Guardiola ran away immediately before they got found guilty 😭
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