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All we’ve got left is hope. Trust has vanished, restraint is rare, and decency feels outdated. No one keeps their word, and respect’s gone out the window. The world’s lost its compass, and people have forgotten how to live with integrity.
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So what? Which sitting President has NOT had the brother of a sex offender insinuate that a foreign power has photos of him giving oral sex to a former President? #EpsteinFiles
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Hey @elonmusk why did you train @grok to consider his excellency @realDonaldTrump to be a fascist? :-
#GROK #MAGA
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Now @realDonaldTrump is president his proclamations regarding Canadian sovereignty amount to statements of war - surely that is your job, and @HouseGOP. When will Congress formally declare way on Canada?
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Good to see his excellency @realDonaldTrump having a
final few words with @JDVance until they meet next in four years time #Inauguration2025
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Official Statement on the resignation of @trussliz :-
Whilst he would not seek the post,nor the reduction in status that would come with the role, if the people insisted as they know what is good for them, His Extremeliness Grand High Poobah would accept the office of PM of UK
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Your beloved Poobah has given this some thought and wishes to announce that he is dropping out of the race for @POTUS in 2020.
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You’re beloved Poobah has enacted an #executiveOrder that if you are a body builder unable to get to a gym, take Mr Muscle and if you are an actor in #coronavirus #lockdown wanting to perfect your impression of Chris Tarrant inject Mr Sheen.
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Mistake from @realDonaldTrump to have sprayed #chemtrails from #AirForceOne bringing the rain to #Daytona for the #DAYTONA500
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Poobah congratulates @realDonaldTrump as clearly the most innocent #ImpeachedPresident ever
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Beta males terrified at #PelosiStrong rest assured that your defender Poobah can also tear a small number of sheets of paper #PelosiTantrum
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With no results available Grand High Poobah declares himself the clear winner of the #IowaCaucas
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Poobah is going to get his edict out and decree this must come to pass #royalbaby #royalbabynames
Since the first baby is named “George” and the third, the second boy, was born on that Saint’s day his name will be “Greavsie”. #royalbaby #royalbabynames #illgetmycoat
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Poobah know little det's required for #BrexitNegotiations but not watch tv debate which apparently qualify to lead.Also has toga, not naked
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Poobah started #ge2017 with thought @labour could split, end with @conservatives better in Sco than Eng & rely on Sinn Fein not taking seats
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Poobah is confused by @realDonaldTrump Normally a scorched earth policy is used at the END of a war #ParisAccord #ParisClimateDeal
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Poobah is confused.: When did the @Conservatives change leader from @theresa_may to @AmberRuddHR ?#BBCDebate Poobah missed that memo.
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Now the #Covfefe has been pressed @realDonaldTrump don't forget the creme as the sheiks like their orbs glowing and polished
#Covfefe has been called. As a great leader I too will go to the glowing orb of dictatorship and stand together in the pose of smugness
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