There are no men like me. Just me.

Closer than you think
In 2026, the Lord is with me and I am a successful person. I shall be the head and not the tail and all I lay my hands upon shall prosper. THIS IS MY RECORD BREAKING YEAR!!!
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Martin Odegaard. Captain. Game changer. 🔴 @Arsenal
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I am only just realising this post is supposed to be a jab at Imo state. This entire time, I thought you were trying to compliment the greenery in Owerri That view of Lagos looks like a post-apocalyptic country. Nobody who cares for their health, would pick that over Owerri.
The overhead view between imo & lagos state😳😂😂
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once a relationship gets to this stage, nothing on earth can separate them😘❤️‍🔥
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committed to the cause 😂😂😂
Replying to @detoke__
How is your husband?
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I remember one day, there hadn’t been light since morning so I started praying to God for them to bring back the light. Mid prayer, I realized how silly the entire situation was and I got up. Cause what kind of silly prayer is that. I was so angry for the entire day
there’s just too many low quality problems in this country. just too many. kills ideas, kills romance, kills creativity.
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Way too many bro
there’s just too many low quality problems in this country. just too many. kills ideas, kills romance, kills creativity.
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Never underestimate the role your government plays in determining how successful you'll become in life.
Hit me with a random fact
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A young man who goes around making promises to beautiful women with no intention of keeping them is called a promising young man.
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Kills hobbies!
there’s just too many low quality problems in this country. just too many. kills ideas, kills romance, kills creativity.
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Dem wan cheat me for fueling station, I first burst laugh, dem no know my state of mind. I for just light cigar make all of us blow danu danu, mshewww
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Dear Esteemed Customer, We apologize for falling short of the expected minimum service level of 20 hours on the Band A feeders below for November 3rd and 4th, 2026
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@IkejaElectric Sho di gba ti n ba gbe yin shepe ke to mu na de???
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there’s just too many low quality problems in this country. just too many. kills ideas, kills romance, kills creativity.
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lawyers are proud lawyers are proud have you met doctors??
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Replying to @Bigsmoke3As
The kind of body I want
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Feels like this is the most even playing field the league has seen in a while… 👀
NEW: The Rockets now have better Finals chances than the Knicks, via Kalshi: 22% — Spurs 16% — Thunder 11% — Sixers 7% — Rockets, Knicks 6% — Timberwolves 5% — Celtics 4% — Pistons, Raptors 3% — Cavs, Nuggets 2% — Mavs, Warriors, Lakers, Heat, Blazers
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Look who's back.
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Look who's back in @Arsenal training 👋
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