though it never became as popular as "for sale: baby shoes, never worn", hemingway also wrote what he believed to be the *happiest* possible six-word story: "six thousand chicken fajitas, all sizzling"
100 losses is a fitting way for the Arte Moreno era to end. It was the final threshold of futility he’d yet to cross. And now, he does it in what will likely be the final game of his ownership.
What a weird year for Bobby Hauck.
- Stepped down as longtime Montana head coach after a 13-2 season, bemoaned the state of CFB
- Took the Illinois DC job five days later
- Mutually agrees to step down after four games
Since 2013, teams with 5+ turnovers & a -4 TO margin are 3-81-1 straight up (via @pfref)...
The 3 wins:
• Bills over Chargers (today)
• Jaguars over Chargers (2022-23)
• Broncos over Chargers (2015-16)
The Bills have lost 24 straight games when finishing with a turnover differential of -4 or worse.
Their last win came in September 1997 vs. Indianapolis — whose starting QB was Jim Harbaugh.
Buffalo, with 5 turnovers today, leads 17–13.
News: USC has suspended LB Desman Stephens II for one game for the hit on Dante Moore and his actions after it. He will miss the Washington game.
Statement from Lincoln Riley and Stephens:
🐐 With 275 yards rushing today, @eli_gillman has set a new school record for single-game rushing yards, previously set by Yohance Humphrey back in 2001 of 265‼️
#GoGriz