Texan, woman, mom, exhausted & dizzy & a little bit batshit. No longer wanna be a princess when I grow up.

Houston, TX
Ashley J retweeted
...on which you are absolutely dying.
What's the word/grammar hill you are absolutely dying on?
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Get out of my search history.
Don't forget the hours spent looking for a synonym for "said." 😏😂
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Ashley J retweeted
know what's a fact that absolutely melts my brain if I think about it? Violent Femmes - Blister in the Sun is from 1983 there's "ahead of its time" and there's "nailed the mid 90s from a decade out like a halfcourt shot"
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“Aunque tengamos posiciones distintas con relación al aborto, me llama mucho la atención la sensibilidad que tienen y eso se los agradezco, porque ustedes se dan cuenta que esto no es un problema matemático, sino humano. Los argumentos mas fuertes que tienen justamente están basados en esa sensibilidad de entender que es un problema humano. Con relación a las mujeres que abortan, yo a los curas les digo que no las juzguen, que no pregunten mucho y que sean misericordiosos, igual que como fue Jesús. A una mujer que aborta no se la puede dejar sola ni aislarla, hay que acompañarla”. El Papa Francisco. En la historia de la Iglesia no va a haber otro hombre igual.
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I didn't know Presley Gerber. But I was rooting for him from afar, the way you root for anyone you recognize battling the same demons. Addiction is a disease that knows no bounds. It doesn't care who your parents are, how much money you have, how loved you are, or how hard you're trying. And he was trying. He fought for his recovery in public, in front of a world that offers very little mercy to people who struggle where everyone can see. We lost nearly 200 people to overdose in this country yesterday. We'll lose nearly 200 more today. About 1,300 a week. Almost 6,000 a month. Roughly 70,000 last year. Every one of them was somebody's Presley. He started Mental Health Mondays because, in his words, "the goal was to spark real conversations about the stuff most people hide." So don't hide. Ask for help. Keep asking. And if you've asked before and it didn't take, ask again. You are not alone. SAMHSA's National Helpline is free, confidential, and answers 24/7. 1-800-662-4357. You can also call or text 988.
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Ashley J retweeted
First they came for the em dashes, and I did not speak out. Then they came for “not X, but Y,” and I did not speak out. Then they came for the rule of three, and still I did not speak out. Now they’re coming for curly quotation marks. This is actually where I draw the line.
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I'm a millennial and a librarian so the desktop is where the real sleuthing takes place. The laptop works in a pinch, but the smartphone is for hood rat shit only. It makes sense in my head.
Whoever said millennials don’t get serious until we break out the big laptop was so accurate 😭 Suddenly I found everything I was looking for. Smh
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What a hard-fought mess, but I'll take it. 🩵
Say nothing, just laugh at Manchester United and repost 🤣🤣🤣
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This whole “I’m not getting EVERYTHING I want from this candidate so I’m going to let the candidate who will give me nothing win” shit is getting old. It’s a psyop. Stop falling for it.
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Ashley J retweeted
Jon Stewart: The city began covering their ass 3 weeks after 9/11. There was poison in the air, and the ground, and in your air conditioners and covering your pets, and your clothes, and it stayed there for months. It's very clear that the city knew and rather than take the steps to ameliorate the damage, they instead covered it up to get back to business as usual, but unfortunately after 9/11, business will never be usual again.
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man city vs porto highlights
Natalie Nunn Charts & Updates
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Just like Tom Holland's Umbrella, I will never NOT watch this multiple times in a row until I've squeezed every last drop of dopamine from my miserable goblin brain
I'll never not laugh at this lol
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Everton had a disastrous Deadline Day, but the Premier League helpdesk is ready to take their call... 18+ GambleAware
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Comments are gross. I've given actual birth 3x, and snapping my ACL in a slip/fall is STILL the worst physical pain I've ever experienced. "Just a knee injury" man fuck these people.
This is so horrible, I can't even watch 😥
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niggas be sayin em dash use is an ai indicator well excuuuse me a nigga walked away from AP Lang with a lil sumn sumn in his 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘰𝘪𝘳𝘦
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"Las mujeres hablan de fútbol sin siquiera saber qué es el fuera de juego." Los hombres hablan del aborto sin siquiera tener un útero. 🤷‍♀️
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Ashley J retweeted
eu tentando acompanhar todos os jogadores que gostei na copa em seus respectivos times e ligas
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Apparently, when people suffer from severe mental illness, "living calmly and peacefully" becomes their life's goal. Indeed, I've stopped aiming high for things like "I want to succeed in my career" or "I want to meet someone great," and instead, I've come to think, "I just want to get through life from here on out without any more suffering."
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Ashley J retweeted
Cuando la gente piensa que los estás ignorando pero la vida te tiene así:
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