life isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. it’s got butterflies too
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Believe me I scoured for vendors - if I was a bigger creator I’m sure I could get someone to do this custom, but I have to work with what I have :(
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I’ve been thinking about scheming eunuchs merchandise. If I have a good enough idea I will make it - it has to be really good tho
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It warms my heart that so many of you cheeky bastards will now have this stupid trinket on your desks. I have found my people
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“Kipling how did you become a millionaire?”
“It’s a funny story,” I chuckle, sipping piss from my ‘I’m Boss / You Are Gay’ mug
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No, an encyclopedic knowledge of Steven Universe trivia does NOT constitute sagely wisdom fit for guiding me in my daily affairs
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You’re a legend dude, I would follow you back but then I’d have to explain to my wife why there are furries on my phone.
Already used the “my eunuch did that” one too many times
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NEVER hire American eunuchs. They’re called lesbians, and they don’t know ANY ancient proverbs
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