Kipling
@sergeantkipling

life isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. it’s got butterflies too

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Joined October 2021
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“Kipling how did you become a millionaire?” “It’s a funny story,” I chuckle, sipping piss from my ‘I’m Boss / You Are Gay’ mug
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It warms my heart that so many of you cheeky bastards will now have this stupid trinket on your desks. I have found my people
Kipling
@sergeantkipling
Sep 22
Ok I did it shop-kipling.bigcartel.com
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NEVER hire American eunuchs. They’re called lesbians, and they don’t know ANY ancient proverbs
Pavel //
@pavel_metanoia
Sep 25
Replying to @FlawedImp
Eyyy @sergeantkipling do the eunuchs do this too?
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No, an encyclopedic knowledge of Steven Universe trivia does NOT constitute sagely wisdom fit for guiding me in my daily affairs
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What the fuck i have 7000 followers
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Rolling up to class in my Hanfu garbs with a cabal of scheming eunuchs at my side
Polymarket
@Polymarket
Sep 24
JUST IN: Xi Jinping invites 100,000 young Americans to study in China over the next 5 years to experience “the great rejuvenation of the Chinese nation.”
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Kipling retweeted
Crémieux
@cremieuxrecueil
Sep 23
In America, Mandate of Heaven is based on blended price of groceries and gasoline.
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“Eunuchs can’t grow beards!” This isn’t 1170 AD bro, we have TRT and minoxidil now
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I pissed off a real life eunuch
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I’m selling mugs like nobody’s business I’m a mug salesman now
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I will unite the three kingdoms
Dr. Steve Cube 🇵🇸@MildCuthbert
Sep 22
Concubine twitter is blowing up at some obvious bait from eunuch twitter and I'm just chilling over here on vizier twitter saying "Pay it no mind, my liege. Their division is our gain."
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Ok I did it shop-kipling.bigcartel.com
Kipling
@sergeantkipling
Sep 22
Scheming eunuchs negotiate a raise
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I don’t have a navy mug supplier so this will have to do. Please don’t purchase this if you’re not a CEO. Also please don’t purchase this if you’re left handed. Or do, I guess, if you swing that way
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Ok ok I’ll make the mug
#1 Smart Quote Hater@criskingdom
Sep 22
Replying to @sergeantkipling
Would kill for an "I'M BOSS, YOU ARE GAY" mug
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Scheming eunuchs negotiate a raise
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Now yuo see…
AF Post
@AFpost
Sep 21
VP JD Vance makes fart joke at rally: “We need somebody who will fight back against the fart left… Now, you may not have even heard that… but I just called them the fart left, not the far left.” Follow: @AFpost
Made with AI
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Another victim of the woke mob!!
Sweetie Belle@mashmallowpony
Sep 14
//Hello everypony! I should address the elephant in the room. I am sorry for my previous tweet rping a molested sweetie belle. My goal for this account has always been to be a slightly darker and more 'edgy' version of sweetie belle!
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I endorse this!!
Princess Mononoke
@lulumain2025
Sep 21
Replying to @sergeantkipling @Czar_Of_Silly
I am inspired to make my own scheming eunuchs too
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my favorite book in the Bible is Smart Guys
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