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The Library of Congress needs to add “Natalie’s Rap” and “Natalie’s Rap 2” to the film archives for their cultural, historic, and aesthetic importance to American heritage.
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If you were mine, I'd wake you up every morning with the smell of freshly exploded hot dogs in the microwave
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The implications of releasing “Patient Zero” right when there’s an outbreak in Raccoon City, so insensitive
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If they made Friday the 13th in these woke times the killer wouldn't be Jason, it would would be a woman with emotional trauma related to motherhood.
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"why dont they make movies like this anymore" because akira kurosawa just killed that extra. hes dead. Akira Kurosawa killed over 12,000 people in his career as director. murder was outlawed in japan only in 1981
Seven Samurai (1954) | Akira Kurosawa
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POV: Your boss after the work group chat with your coworkers was leaked
A24
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This is the politics version of when they try to let Grandpa Sawyer use the hammer in TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE
Republicans have to instruct Mitch McConnell to vote "yes" on a bill after he nearly votes "no" with Democrats
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“They don’t know I’m the future Pope”
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skylar gisondo's agent: big news i booked you an audition for the chris hansen biopic. You're gonna play the bai- skylar gisondo: [sighing] no yeah I already know who I'm going to play
New trailer for ‘PRIMETIME’, starring Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen. The film follows Chris Hansen as he runs ‘How To Catch A Predator’ where he confronts adult men who think they are meeting minors to have sex. In theaters on September 25.
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I started crying
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Former Boys Town Cowboy.
Finders keepers 😼
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Not here to rehabilitate his image, but couldn’t imagine being somebody that just wanted to paint and smoke weed for a living, finally getting to do something fun at your Nepo baby job that your dad made you do & that’s the shit you get told in the middle of it 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Historical moment when President Bush heard that america was under attack while reading with kids in a Florida classroom September 11 2001.
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Get you someone who looks at you the way Gary Oldman looks at AirBud (He looks genuinely thrilled to meet him)
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Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter (1850)
I dont think New England is a psychologically in a very healthy place.
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The absolute mad man. He actually did it. Unreal.
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“I have crossed oceans of time to find you.”
#GaryOldman meets #AirBud at the THR #TIFF26 Studio
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When I heard that accent slip in #Lanterns "SPEAK UHP" 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
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easily top five funniest things ted lasso has ever done
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"The password you are attempting to use was part of a data breach are you sure you want to continue using it?" blow my house up I don't care
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can’t believe this didn’t win best stunt
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deserved after this delivery alone
Kay
Betty Gilpin wins the Emmy for Outstanding Guest Actress in a Comedy Series for ‘WIDOW’S BAY’
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