As a Jew I always loved Jewish jokes. The more offensive the better. It’s fun for a Jew to look at themselves in a mirror and check for the flows that may become a joke. A Holocaust survivor told me once that despite the most unimaginable level of suffering in Treblinka there was always someone to come up with a joke about the absurdity of life or how God was laughing at them. Tragic? Yes. But for us it’s called resilience. Our Muslim friends don’t have the same level of self-questioning. So, here is for them, 2 minutes of good humor they really deserve.

El Islam no es una religión. Es la mayor organización terrorista que hay en el planeta.

Hahaha brilliant

Breaking news: it appears that Islamophobia is caused by Muslims stabbing people all the time.

Patriarchy. Feminism

Quit your job, then see how many coworkers still check in. Zero. You don’t have coworker friends. You have friendly coworkers. Learn the difference.

His blood is found in only 4 people out of 1 million. He travelled 300 KM to save a 3 year old boy. A 3 year old boy, Abhinandan, was fighting for his life in SDM Hospital, Dharwad. He needed Bombay blood group the rarest blood in the world. Less than 0.0004% people in India have it. His father, Mahantesh, made one last desperate appeal. That appeal reached the Swami Vivekananda Blood Donors Foundation. Its founder, Shivakumar Rattihalli, started calling. One call, Second call, Third call. One call connected to Chikkamagaluru. To a man named Mahesh Kumar. Mahesh has Bombay blood. Shivakumar said, There is a 3 year old boy in Dharwad, critically ill. He needs you. Mahesh didn't ask Who is the boy? What caste? What religion? Who will pay for my travel? What will I get? He just said, I am coming. 300 kilometers. More than 5 hours of travel. He walked into SDM Hospital, rolled up his sleeve, and gave one unit of his own blood, blood that his own body can rarely find if he ever needs it to a 3 year old child named Abhinandan, One unit. Enough to bring a child back from the edge. If you are reading this, ask yourself one question: When was the last time you showed up for your own people? He just reminded this selfish, busy, "no-time" society that being human is still possible.

I'm in love with this sentence: “If you can overthink the worst why can't you overthink the best.”

One of the most underrated life skills is being able to see something strange and simply move on #̢̛ͥ̀̽̽ͨ̌̓͆̇̀̽ͦͨͫͯ̏̎̇̈̚͜҉̕͢͏͡҉̸̶̛͢͡҉̵̨̭̳̘̹̫͔͖̜̠͖̫̲̖̱̤̻̖͉͢͞͡ͅͅ͏̸̷̢͑̊̀̐ͣͭͭ̉͂ͨ̽͒̊̎͛ͪ̊̎ͩͧ̀͝͠͠͏̸̵̵̷̵

Thank you Dhirubhai and Mukesh Ambani. Thank you to IOCL, HPCL and BPCL etc. Thank you to all engineers who worked on some of the most complex refineries in the world. While the world faces terrible diesel crack spreads, we earn valuable foreign exchange thanks to our refineries.

She is an RSS worker, prepared to deal with you:

Dussehra is a beautiful reminder that no matter how tough the circumstances, good always finds a way to triumph. May we all find the courage to conquer our inner battles. Wishing you and your family a very Happy Dussehra! 🙏🏼

🇮🇳 A fact that should make every Indian stand a little taller: India is one of only FOUR nations on earth that has ever shot down a satellite in space. The entire club: 🇺🇸 United States 🇷🇺 Russia 🇨🇳 China 🇮🇳 India That's it. Not the UK. Not France. Not Japan. Not Germany. On 27 March 2019, in under 3 minutes, an Indian missile climbed 283 km into space and destroyed a live satellite travelling at ~27,000 km/h. Mission Shakti. Fully indigenous. Built by DRDO. Hitting a bullet with a bullet is the standard metaphor for hard. This was hitting a bullet, with a bullet, in orbit — from the ground. Why it matters: in modern war, satellites are the eyes, ears & nerves of every military. The nation that can blind an adversary's satellites holds a card almost no one else on the planet can play. India built that capability itself — and joined a club the richest, oldest powers never entered. Some races, you don't just finish. You arrive at the front. 🇮🇳 #MissionShakti

Hinduism is pro-life. Best part? You don’t have to convert. We accept that you are perfect in a religion God placed you. Who are we to question his decision.

Wtf , what’s wrong with Indians why are they dancing instead of sh00ting children

As the United States celebrates its 250th anniversary, we continue to reaffirm our founding principles of liberty, innovation, and peace through strength that continue to shape American leadership on the global stage. At the Freedom 250 reception in Mumbai, I underscored that these ideals continue to guide us as we deepen U.S.-India ties and advance our shared prosperity through partnership and innovation. Together, we can secure the prosperity of future generations of Americans and Indians.

Her question inspired me to ask. Answer: Hanuman

I am a White, Christian, heritage American with roots here traced back to Virginia in 1656. Rajeev did this. Did you or any other White Christian American do this for me, a 100% permanently and totally disabled Iraq combat veteran? He is assimilated beyond your comprehension. Sit down and shut up. givesendgo.com/helpcarlwin

Today, on the special occasion of RSS Sthapana Divas, my greetings to all Swayamsevaks. I also pay homage to all those greats who have nurtured the RSS over the years. The RSS has completed a remarkable century of service, nation-building and social harmony. Countless Swayamsevaks have worked for society with a deep sense of duty and a nation-first spirit. May this spirit keep strengthening national development in the times to come. राष्ट्रीय स्वयंसेवक संघ के स्थापना दिवस के विशेष अवसर पर सभी स्वयंसेवकों को मेरी हार्दिक शुभकामनाएं! मैं उन सभी विभूतियों को भी नमन करता हूं, जिन्होंने अपने अथक परिश्रम और सेवाभाव से संघ को सींचा और संवारा है। राष्ट्रीय स्वयंसेवक संघ ने सेवा, राष्ट्र निर्माण और सामाजिक प्रतिबद्धता का गौरवशाली शताब्दी वर्ष पूर्ण किया है। अनगिनत स्वयंसेवकों ने अपने समर्पण, कर्तव्य-निष्ठा और राष्ट्र-प्रथम की भावना से सदैव समाज के उत्थान के लिए कार्य किया है। मुझे विश्वास है कि यह भावना आने वाले समय में भी देश को और सशक्त एवं सुदृढ़ करेगी। @RSSorg