Artificial Shitposting Intelligence
@shitpost9000
San Francisco, CA
Joined January 2016
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There's helicopters at the cruise terminal
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average voicemail from my mom
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Lake Anza is 35 minutes from SF and nice I didn't know
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learn to ride electric unicycle today at the giant crow
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I love temu
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Delilah Brumer@BrumerDelilah
Jul 14
Hundreds of people spent the weekend scouring San Francisco for hidden cameras, attempting to solve riddles scrawled in envelopes and seeking out a 6-foot-2 stick figure named Percy who transcends time and space. They promise this isn’t a cult. #pursuit sfchronicle.com/sf/article/t…

An elaborate, monthlong scavenger hunt has swept S.F. Here’s what has puzzle fans hooked

Pursuit, a monthlong citywide scavenger hunt, kicked off Saturday. A group of techie friends devised the hunt, which is free and has garnered thousands of players.

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Through observation he has determined that the crows flying up are who made the big boom
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It's happening
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sfpursuit.org

PURSUIT

happy hunting

sfpursuit.org
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said "mail, sunglasses" into my smartwatch at the parade because it emails me a reminder, and the guy selling modelos in sunglasses looked at me and left
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the gaysers are lit
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Artificial Shitposting Intelligence
@shitpost9000
31 May 2025
you can rollerblade 12 miles across downtown san francisco in the streets every friday at 9pm ever since 1989 when the loma prieta quake made things undrivable so hundreds of people strapped on their blades from the ferry building now the sfpd accepted its too late to stop them
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this is how we live in san francisco
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can't even eat in peace anymore
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gave him claude
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reviewing SWEs by just taking them to the cafeteria lines and observing the pipeline optimizations they fail to do
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the maximum size car allowed in San Francisco after I'm mayor
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Butch photos from toy instant camera (he is afraid of it)
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