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Mephistopheles Simulator retweeted
You fuckers were delusional enough to think that your plan to brazenly commit multiple fucking FEDERAL CRIMES would work, and I would be arrested. The fact I am typing this ought to be a rather sobering reality check. I, along with at minimum two other extraordinarily well represented parties, are in the process of drafting a collection of lawsuits and AG referrals that are going to resize your ringpiece to approximately the size of a 2-liter bottle. Walking away is no longer on the table. Do you understand this? You WILL be subpoenaed. And you WILL be a defendant in a case that WILL result in at least some of you going to prison. You have fucked up your gambit so very badly.
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Doomscroll between sets, anon. Lift heavy shit, it feels good.
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Wow, Sig failed at making a Glock and built a Sig PDP. wtf
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Cancel all visas. Ask them for a total, drop that dollar amount in bombs on their country. See if another country asks for reparations.
I’ve had enough of these grifters. If another government comes whining for slavery reparations from the country that distinguished itself by its relentless global abolitionism, we should treat it as a hostile act and respond with economic sanctions. dailymail.com/debate/article…
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I’m going to go watch the new Gladiodrome and do some work to avoid Fed posting about Tim Walz appointed judges.
Mohamed Adam Almosawi, 22, residing in Blaine, was sentenced this week on a felony conviction for Criminal Sexual Conduct in the 3rd Degree involving a victim age 13/14 that occurred in May 2025. His 304-day jail sentence was stayed in a downward departure from guidelines, and he was instead ordered to serve 60 days in jail on work release by Judge Ryan Bies, and the crime was downgraded to a gross misdemeanor. The two met on Snapchat, and Almosawi offered her $200 for sex. Almosawi picked up the child and drove to a park, where he asked her if she wanted to get in the back seat. As the child climbed over, she discovered a machete in the back seat. Almosawi moved it into the front seat, without threatening her with it, and sexual acts ensued. Almosawi gave the child $240. In the departure report, Judge Bies said the crime was "less onerous" than usual because the child reportedly told Almosawi she was 17, and because Almosawi didn't use physical coercion. Following his release from jail, Almosawi will serve 2 years of probation.
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Got mine, never had a doubt.
The anticipation is killing me
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This poor simp goat-banger, staning for e-thots. He even dropped this reply before blocking me. I hope you develop self respect. Inshallah.
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This is the White boy motion the elites want to prevent.
Double G. Oui
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It’s in the 40’s this morning. I can almost smell the nog in the air.
It's coming up 🎅🏻
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Mephistopheles Simulator retweeted
Replying to @ChooseGoodKarma
If the “defense of the constitution” means we need to keep millions of Somalians here because they have US citizenship no, it doesn’t. Denaturalization and deporting them is defense of the American people.
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Mephistopheles Simulator retweeted
That’s the way it is supposed to be, faggot. We have to have land to produce food. We don’t need to pave the parks for the world’s garbage.
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Social media is a jobs program for retarded people across the political spectrum.
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Mephistopheles Simulator retweeted
Saw this in the replies and I'm sorry... it's hilarious
Your friends on Sesame Street wish you a meaningful Yom Kippur 💛
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I’m only mean to people that, in my judgement, deserve it. If you are reading this and wondering why I was mean, you deserved it.
our reaction to finding out about flesh’s black king brotha
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I just burped into my printer while checking the part cooling fan. Hints of blueberry pre-workout and jalapeños from lunch. The fan appears to be fucked too.
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Mephistopheles Simulator retweeted
Replying to @MAGAJayCutler
"It's not easy being cheesy, nіgger"
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She locked comments because she knows she isn’t desirable. She’s a midwit race hustler, the job for those too lazy and stupid to work for the bureaucracy.
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You know you are proud when you lock replies.
Proud to stand with Chairman Eltife. Our students are exceptional. All of them are Longhorns.
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