Mephistopheles Simulator
@simulator49625

Square Capitol Enjoyer, Voted “Epstein of Souls” by Demon Weekly. God’s chosen Mayonnaise Monkey. Dynamic Solutions WANGHAF of the Month

 Devils Lake, ND
Joined January 2026
Replying to @chaospinger @shelbystardust @browasright
The Simulators would like to offer our rapequins, for this fag.
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Count Dankula
@CountDankulaTV
Sep 24
New slur dropped.
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Replying to @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl @PalmerLuckey
Shit goes hard
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Wow, Sig failed at making a Glock and built a Sig PDP. wtf
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Replying to @esotericoca
Dancing like a Kansas City Faggot
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Replying to @fleshsimulator
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Replying to @simulator49625 @retardactual907
That test is bullshit. If I see another spacial reasoning question, I’m going to declare jihad. I worked closely with psychometricians for years, this is a poor tool of measurement because they didn’t norm the results. A couple questions had duplicate answers too, poor test design (at least on the site provided). Welcome to my world.
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Got mine, never had a doubt.
HowlingSashaNein
@HowlingNein
Sep 22
The anticipation is killing me
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This poor simp goat-banger, staning for e-thots. He even dropped this reply before blocking me. I hope you develop self respect. Inshallah.
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Replying to @timpoolsbeani3
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Replying to @DefiyantlyFree
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Replying to @BasilTheGreat
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Replying to @browasright @WCKekarot
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Replying to @HardPass4
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Should we tell Bodie about the rapequins?
Bodie 1@bodie9210472856
Sep 18
Traveling to Antarctica for sex tourism
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3 hours until rum and coke and The U.
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Replying to @DecrepitProwl
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Replying to @browasright
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Replying to @TrailerTrashceo
Your old man:
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Replying to @jarvis_best
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Dan’s signature blend dropped
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Replying to @txiokatu
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Replying to @the_pauls_pizza
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Replying to @Conotocaurious1
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Replying to @lildurk
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We will again be a proper country when foreign leaders kiss the wall here.
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Replying to @DecrepitProwl
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Replying to @NewsWire_US
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I did 7 days in X jail for my takes on immigration reform. I’m back.
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The price of betrayal needs to be clear.
Summerisle@LairdSummerisle
Sep 7
Shields turned towards our own people while the invaders are given a police escort. This is the most loathsome government of modern times.
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Replying to @BrianLevenhagen @Devon_Eriksen_
Obviously, Sam. Gotta get it to the sides. The wild lip bush is terrible for drinking out of cans. Nietzsche was born before the pop top.
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Replying to @CoastGuardCAN @FierteCapPride
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Replying to @Howlingmutant0 @ThomBrady5 @CathyYoung63
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Uncle Mutant rn
HowlingMutant
@Howlingmutant0
Sep 4
Replying to @CathyYoung63
I’m not hostile to it I just don’t see why it should stop us from executing people. Mad dogs aren’t put down because we hate the dog
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Replying to @char15299 @David_J_Bier
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Replying to @HowlingMcVeigh
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Replying to @LePoint
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From the desk of Chief Justice Mephistopheles: I am a Howling Simulator Supremacist. All Howlers and Simulators found get likes and follows.
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On behalf of my fellow Americans: No. I hope trooning out your kid was worth being PM and Gov at BoE.
Polymarket
@Polymarket
Sep 1
JUST IN: Mark Carney declares Canada will only resume trade talks with the U.S. when Americans “stop doing memes”
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Replying to @braxton_mccoy
They never really grow up.
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Replying to @howlingpurpcorn
Rapeguins are coming.
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Replying to @Type07Safety
Nah, he should have known what happens.
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WGMI, this is worth fighting for.
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Replying to @Howlingmutant0 @captaincombo456
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Replying to @HowlingBeaver0 @browasright
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Replying to @MarkFDream1
I would just like to say, for the record: “my balls was hot”.
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Today’s vibe, we make it hurt.
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