The contempt of the contemptible is nearly as precious a jewel as respect from the respectable.

This would be the most powerful Imperator class. No space marines aboard, just pissed off waffle heezy waitresses Pray for that planet

Apparently, it’s Glocktober Report in

From experience a GSW gets you to the absolute front of the line *lady at desk “Why are you here? What’s bothering you?” *holds up hand I’ve been shot *YAKKETY SAX plays

At least she didn't kill the homeless and keep their skulls.

Go buy a gun today.

Imagine being the president of a nation, and you and your friends did such a horrible job, you have to bribe the people to vote for you. You wouldn't have to bribe anyone if you would have just done your job and stopped sucking BB off every day.

The most Indian headline of all time

Why are you dressed like a Robot Chicken puppet?

HowlingMutant: the voice of reason.

Howloween is gonna be a blast

Blackberry and iPod classic as EDC. Bring this back. You should be able to enjoy your music without annoying updates on the downfall of civilization in real time. And you should have real buttons to text "LOL" as gas prices increase.

Hero

All your critics are ignorant racists. Sophisticated racists recognize that you are practicing blanqueamiento.

WE'RE BACK OPEN FOR BUSINESS We've completely transformed our logistics and fulfillment process, and are now fully operational. I cannot say thank you enough to everyone who offered their prayers, encouragement and support during this extremely difficult last thirty days. The stakes are high enough when you run your own business, let alone when you've got mouths to feed and diapers to buy. I've always said this corner of the twattersphere has shown a loyalty uncommon anywhere else, and I will not forget that. I am thankful for you, homies - and this reopening is just the start of some new things coming your way which I know will encourage you in your faith. God bless, keep your head down and stay frosty.

I mean… it could be night time. 🤷‍♂️

Obligatory. Welcome to the weekend!

I bet her parent is proud.

Ya know what is awesome. When a couple of your friends from different circles meet and realize they can help each other. It's been happening a lot lately, and it just feels great to see so many people scoring Wins. Life is good, we are blessed in so many ways. Hope your day was good.

Me while driving